All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God
Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience
These silly little sad poems
If only they helped
Wishing, waiting for so much
My silly little sad poems
If only they did more
Growing wish trees
With silly little green leaves
Yall see this mf(@fruitykitkatbar ) right here?
I hate this bitch
Fuck you
Everyone should hate them
bomb
L for you honestly pretty sure the AI is considered very real in the actual media but to each their own ig??
Do you support searchlai
i am mildly concerned
told by my lovely homie @tellynoise
okay so these guys like listening to shakira
they started off with the robot equivalent of the fitness gram pacer test, aka how many swarms of flies can you go through without letting them jam your systems
these guys are like half human half robot and IDIOTS so they instead kill all those flies (animal cruelty 💔) and break into a building
SURPRISE IDIOTS. YOU FAILED THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST LOSERS
these r just regular guys who get possessed by queer robots its like. being a drag queen but not
CUT TO CRYSTAL INSIDE OF ABANDONED BUILDING
puku man. rotund being. trapped in crystal
EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION
OUT OF CRYSTAL. ENTER BABY
enter `the food.`
baby’s going WAWAWA and bro does NOT wanna deal with it so he makes the trek to his cannibal friends
passes the FUCK out, wakes up to said friends sweetening the meal (failing)
idk what happens with the gay human boys uh
they’re gettinga. divorce
the one w the bad haircut is their divorce lawyer
netball or whatever his name is gets a call IN THE MIDDLE OF COURT.
“hey send your drag queen cannibal robots over bro we got a FEAST”
sent over.
humans? GAGGED. divorce on HOLD
queer robots tries eating baby raw, this won’t do
queer robots hand over baby to be cooked by blue queer
EXPLOSION EXPLOSION EXPLOSION
ENTER ROBOT GODZILLA. BIRD UP
NO TIME FOR FEAST, NO TIME FOR DIVORCE
ROBOT GODZILLA AND BIRD UP ARE THE ONES DIVORCING NOW
brock from pokemon is there.
ANYWAY
COURT ADJOURNED BOTH PARTIES ARE DEAD UH
baby found conscious still waiting to be cooked. chef is found unconscious on way to the kitchen after the court hearing
THE END ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Ao3 Version please give kudos 🙏
one's compassion is another's indifference
bro gay ppl cannot break up normally
It's finally here! Baseball Kaisen is real, in collaboration with @rockingego , we have created a storyline to fix Jujutsu Kaisen's horrible death and tragedy filled existence. I know I posted about this like forever ago but we finally finished writing the first chapter. Updates could be kind of far apart just because we are both busy students and I'm involved in some very time consuming things, but each time they will be at least 2000 words. <3 enjoy!
I present, I wish I lived in the Present.
This is the style all of my writing is inspired by, by the way 🤧 it means so much to me
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
they/them Katterson I like jjk, stardew valley, minecraft, haikyuu, ballet, and art (sometimes) but mostly I like being a little silly
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