You Know It’s Going Downhill Again When You’re Back On The Fanfic Bullshit.

KAREN PAGE LITERALLY HAS CHEMISTRY QITH EVERY OTHER CHARACTER EXCEPT MATT FUCKING MURDOCK. YOURE TRYING TO TELL ME HER AND FRANK CASTLE ARENT DEEPLY IN LOVE?! LIES. IVE NEVER SEEN TWO PEOPLE MORE IN LOVE IN. MY. LIFE.

HAPPY MAY 4TH TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE 🤍

im always pissed at something and i have no one to kiss.... life is unbearable

Also, Yelena is MILF 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Matt Murdock, lawyer by day, vigilante by night, manwhore by later night. In this dissertation I will point out some of the many instances of this man's slutty slutty tendencies:

1. Ass slapping

2. Neck choking (with multiple instances suggesting a kink)

3. Manspreading

4. Smirking when his boobs out

5. Flirting by saying things like this

6. Bragging about his prowess in bed by saying he's making women feel so good they don't bother getting curious about his many scars (This is actually not discussed enough like do y'all think he was talking smack or was he talking real here? I have almost no doubt he's VERY good in bed but I still need this peer-reviewed!)

Counter offer; Frank Castle: Danger DILF

Elektra Natchios: Murder MILF❤️

They- 🥺

Eternals (2021) | dir. Chloe Zhao

alina being like ‘but I literally tried to kill you’ and the darkling responding with ‘no it’s okay I think that’s sexy actually’ is so fucking funny. king shit

Live episode thoughts:

• Laura Barton is really sus… possibly a black widow???

• Please, give me a Daredevil end credit appearance

• Hawkeye fight scenes are actually kinda cool despite my man only wielding a bow and arrow

• God I hate Wilson Fisk

• And Eleanor Bishop

• “All for an orange stone” 💀