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my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

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Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

Tyler Owens in one scene: “Kates from New York, can’t trust a thing she says”

Tyler Owens in the very next scene he’s in (it’s the next day): completely believes her when she says she’s getting them drinks

“You don’t even have a sword!”

“… I don’t need one.”

🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻🧎🏻

Arthur’s response, probably.

Well, well, well. All the missed opportunities with an overly protective Merlin showing everyone who’s boss with his spectacular magic and Arthur just choking in the background because what do you mean this man’s voice lowers 18483 octaves when he calls his dragon?

Unfair, just unfair.

I mean, Arthur was probably like:

Arthur, whispering: Can’t believe I’m dying over here, while my manservant is hot.

Merlin, lighting up a fire without touching it: Said something?

Arthur, sweating even harder: Can’t believe I’m dying over here, while I haven’t done a squat.

And then he dies.

No, I mean, truly. He actually dies.

Have a great day.

my favorite thing ever is when supernatural creatures just love stiles ❤️ like oh yeah. there’s a family of pixies in some random forest in california who ADORES stiles and practically wants to adopt him. yup there’s the yeti who’s practically in love with stiles and is willing to do anything for him. oh! there’s the mermaid who would literally pay to be a human for a day just to spend time with stiles. and there’s the old vampire who is always gifting stiles antique knickknacks and practically has stiles in his will (“vampires have wills!?”) wherein he’ll inherit his entire dracula mansion and possessions from like the 1600s. i just crave supernatural creatures who just adore stiles ❤️ little silly stiles ❤️ derek is so so torn whether or not he should be jealous or be happy because that’s his stile