Sorry If I’m Being A Party Pooper But Because Rabies Is Apparently The New Joke On Here ??? Please

Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

how am i supposed to go to work when im literally thinking about The Character

do you ever think way too much about “He’s a friend. The sort who’d refuse to let you get thrown off a ship by yourself. The sort you’d try to protect, even though I told you it would mean your death.”; “He swims, I swim.” / “He worth that much to you?”; “If I send you away, I lose the last friend I have in the world. Who wins then, Jean? Who’s protected then?”; “The ‘Oh, look, Jean Tannen is lying about betraying his best friend in the whole fucking world to a couple of Verrari cutthroats’ signal!” / “I should’ve known. I should’ve known we didn’t even need it.”; “I can’t name the poison that’s killing your friend. But the one that’s killing you is called hope.”; “You saved me!” / “It’s my turn every couple of years.”; “[...] he found Jean Tannen was already waiting for him, with a cheap gray cloak in his hands. Before Locke could move, Jean flung the cloak around his shoulders.”; “You said you needed optics. […] I lifted some pairs for you.”; “Jean noticed that Locke’s fingers were curled tightly in against his palms, and he carefully eased them apart.”; “Incomprehensible babble.” Jean sat on the edge of the bed and gently pushed Locke’s sweat-slick hair out of his eyes. “I don’t understand a word you’re saying.”; “Jean!” Locke clutched weakly at the lapels of Jean’s coat with his good hand. “I’m sorry, I fucked up. Please don’t stay here and get caught; the blackjackets will be coming, soon. I couldn’t bear to have you taken. Please just leave me. I can’t walk.” / “Idiot, Jean whispered, brushing away hot tears with his good hand. “You won’t have to.”; “I don’t care if you cough up buckets of blood. Buckets I can carry.”; “Jean.” said Locke, “you are a greater friend than I ever could have imagined before I met you; I owe you my life too many times over to count. I would rather be dead myself than lose you. Not just because you’re all I have left.”; “Gods help me, I will never be better off without you.” or are you normal?

Joui 4 during The Final:

Well, exam season has official started at my school.

Time to put all of the violent threats into incorrect quote format to make them seem fun and jovial.

BSD as thing said during exam season, part 1

Akutagawa: How did it go?

Chuuya: I am going to FUCKING KILL HER!

Akutagawa: Ah. Bad.

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Tachihara, about the German Speaking book: I can burn this, now! Does anyone want to join me?

Gin: Can I bring my partner?

Tachihara: Bring some food and we’ll make it a BBQ! Invite everyone! Posters everywhere!

Gin: Wonderful!

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Chuuya: Oh, they got a new clock.

Dazai: Kouyou! Chuuya’s inspecting the school’s cocks!

Chuuya: NO!

Chuuya: You know what burns great with a German Speaking book?

Chuuya: You.

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Atsushi: Burning stuff’s bad for the environment!

Akutagawa: Fuck you!

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Random person: Why don’t you burn my heart, baby girl?

Gin: WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET KICKED IN THE DICK?

Hey, you. I… I couldn’t help but notice you are having a rough day… May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second