My One Skill Is Expertly Manipulating The Shape Of The Eggs I’m Cooking So That They Fit Perfectly

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Thanks for the tag! In no particular order

•Jesper Fahey

•Magnus Bane

•Gintoki

•Kaeya Alberich

•Diluc Ragnavindr

I was tagged by @garcianunier tysm 💕

Post your top 5 comfort characters

1) Neil Perry

2) Nina Zenik

3) Remus Lupin

4) Wanda Maximoff

5) Diego Hargreeves

Tagging @moonylupinhasdemonpox @mandrake-arya @novhczernyx @ughgclden @deadpoetscarpediem @uncle-lucifer @neil-perry-is-alive @bbyangst @mehmehmehme @villanellice @lady-me-meow and anyone else who wants to do it!

Send me to Mars with party supplies before next august 5th

Just a few of the comments from YouTube that amused me.

"filler" is so misused bc anime filler is a really specific phenomenon where the animators can't fill their allotted episode count with material from the manga so they invent side stories or pad existing plots out. if something isn't an anime that was adapted from a manga it literally can't have that kind of filler. then people start to apply the concept to simply "episodes of a show that don't move the plot forward" and I don't even know why that's a problem bc if done well theres nothing wrong with those. having episodes with low stakes makes the ones with high stakes more impactful, and breathing room between major developments makes them more exciting when they do happen. some people seem to have this idea that filler = boring, plot = good, and I wish they would lose that mindset

"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(

“i. when my blood spilled down the temple steps, were you glad? when my wedding robes dripped scarlet, did you regret it, or did you smile, as the beat of my heart soared and sputtered and then stopped? as i bled out on your altar stone? was it worth it? ii. when your poets told my mother i died willingly, did you force yourself into believing it? old man, when they said a deer was sent to take my place, did you remember the way i bled out in front of you, or did you imagine a doe’s eyes and hooves made for running? did you imagine anything at all? iii. when you won your war, did you think of me then? when the streets filled with crimson, heavy as monsoon rain, did you think of my sacrifice, my life, laid down at your feet? did your men hold a vigil? do you even remember? iv. father, i do. father, i remember everything. father, i remember the way my eyes felt heavier with each wine-red drop. i remember the way your armies cheered as i lay dying, as the wind lifted the sails of your ships, and i was forgotten. father, i did not die willingly. father, the dead do not forget. father, i am waiting.”

— iphigenia, vengeful | m.c.p

That made it even funnier!

*sees a person once in my notes and they instantly followed me*

That’s the post that made you follow me? (Incredibly judgemental of both the person, and me)

YES I'M GAY:

faGgot

dykAe (the a is silent)

trannY