Guys Last Night I Left Myself A Note Saying I Should Post "fell Asleep Thinking About Bang Chan Saying

he got his masters in cuntology with a concentration in slayinogical studies from the university of servington

Chan: Jeongin, I think it's time we tell you, your donut allergy is a lie Chan: we made it up, so you'd eat healthier Jeongin: what? no, no, I'm just allergic to a lot of stuff Jeongin: bacon, donuts, chocolate, not saying thank you- Jeongin: oh no.

The lightstick for my fictional kpop group IMPACT

Minho: I only feel one emotion and that's anger Jisung: last night you drunk texted me and all the other member 143 heart emojis Minho: out of anger

Minho: You never say anything romantic to me.

Jisung who just called him the Rootinest Tootinest Cowboy the West has ever seen: Are you joking right now?

Kyubin: This date is boring! Yoojung: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Kyubin: Then why did you invite me? Yoojung: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Yoojung I'll do whatever I want!

Hyunjin: I need to dress homosexually at the grocery store.

When he asks the lore of my OCs 💍💍💍💍

Idk why I've had this idea in my head for a while but - Minsung stargazing and Jisung excitedly pointing out all the constellations. They're all completely wrong and Minho knows it, but he doesn't tell him because Jisung seems so proud.