Hyunjin: *fast-forwards All The Way Through The Movie*

Minho: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Jisung: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Minho: But you’re always acting stupid? Jisung: ... Jisung: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

Having a crush is just so embarrassing. Like wym I'm smiling at my phone, all he said was hi??? Did I seriously just kick my feet like a stereotypical teenage girl because he called me pretty???? Wym I'm literally checking my phone every 5 seconds to see if he's replied yet????? That's so cringe??????

under skin

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*Minho and Jisung at a dive bar* Minho: Look, I know you're disappointed, but can we get a drink please? Jisung, in a scuba-diving suit: I would like to leave now please

Kyubin: This date is boring! Yoojung: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Kyubin: Then why did you invite me? Yoojung: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Yoojung I'll do whatever I want!

Rie: Important announcement! I am officially no longer going to be the bigger person! If you annoy or upset me in any way, I am just going to bite you like a rat! 🐀

Jisung: Did you eat my cookie that was on the counter?

Minho: We're dating.

Jisung: So????

Minho: Dating is communism. It was OUR cookie.

For my adorable Han Jisung ♥️

Jisung, to the waiter: a milkshake with two straws, please.

Minho: * blushes *

Jisung, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.