Han: Sometimes I Wonder How I Taste

Chan: *hands Jeongin a cup* here, drink some water Jeongin: thanks, dad Jeongin: .....why is everyone staring at me? Minho: you just called Chan-hyung 'dad'. You said 'thanks, dad' Jeongin: what? no I didn't, I said 'thanks, man' Chan: do you see me as a father figure, Jeongin? Jeongin: no! if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me Hyunjin: hey, show your father some respect

Rie: Important announcement! I am officially no longer going to be the bigger person! If you annoy or upset me in any way, I am just going to bite you like a rat! 🐀

*Minho and Jisung at a dive bar* Minho: Look, I know you're disappointed, but can we get a drink please? Jisung, in a scuba-diving suit: I would like to leave now please

Jeongin: HELP! I TOLD MINHO I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Hyunjin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

Jisung : i don't like women

Chan : you're a MISOGYNIST???

just because physical affection makes me nervous doesn’t mean i don’t want it any less … i promise i really do need a shoulder rub and lots of kisses but i need to be desensitized to it first. it’s too foreign to find comfort in.

Kyubin: This date is boring! Yoojung: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store. Kyubin: Then why did you invite me? Yoojung: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Yoojung I'll do whatever I want!

Chan: where are you going? Felix: to get ice-cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there

Chan: I haven't drank a glass of water in the last 2 weeks and I haven't slept in days. I've memorized the pattern of stains on my bedroom ceiling. Felix: How the hell are you still alive? Chan: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

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