Weighted Blankets Aren't Enough I Need To Be Crushed In A Hydraulic Press

the ugly duckling is such a fucked up tale, imagine thinking you had a normal baby duck but then it turned into a horrible fucking swan those things are nightmares

there’s something different about him…

Hmmm, baby, he is. Cute, you would say. Hmmm, agree, I must

Sometimes family is covern of Mandalorians and one baby yoda

this is the way

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

The first half of this weird year is already over. Let’s celebrate this with our best comics of this year (so far) :)

how to signal to goths in public that i am an ally friend and lover despite dressing like a camp counselor

how evil are you

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one of my friends had their therapist gently suggest the reason why they empathized so much with their autistic homies was because they were, in fact, autistic. when i stopped laughing enough to type i pointed out that

neurospicy people, like baby gays, unconsciously flock together

the venn diagram of "highly gifted kid" and "autistic" is damn near a circle

probably nobody had mentioned it because again, neurospicy queers flock together and wouldn't realize anything was odd about it and if they DID probably wouldn't say anything about it

their face:

so this is a PSA that if you hang with a lot of neurospicy homies perhaps you should ask yourself why you relate

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work