Tons More At The Source!

fanfic writers will consume a whole ass franchise and be like "that was fun, now i will proceed to do it better"

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Really frickin rude that I have to make so many appointments to get treated for Can't Make Appointments Disease

I aspire to be so meticulous

Phase One of plotting is complete. (Yes, that is nearly 40 pages of notes, and most of them have more text than these ones.)

Now preparing for Phase Two:

No, I'm not usually this Extra™️ about plotting, but here we are.

Seventy years time,I hope they will be together forever.

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

you know 📚🧠, i 🙋🏽‍♂️ get it 😝🤭. being raised 👶🏻🤱🏻 as ⚖️ a superstar 🕺🏽🌟 must be really, really difficult 🙅🏻‍♂️❎ for YOU 👆🏾. always 📆 a commodity 🛋️🙇, never 🙅🏻‍♂️❎ a human being 🙋🏽‍♂️🗺️, not a SINGLE ☝️1️⃣ person🚶in your family 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦💖 thinking 💭 you're worth 🏆💰 a damn off 🙅🏽‍♂️ the court 🏟️🏌️. yeah ☑️, sound rough 🥵🤭. kevin 👉🏽🏌️ and i 🙋🏽‍♂️ talk about 📞🗣️ your intricate 🤢🌪️ AND endless 🥵💯 daddy issues 👨‍👦🙅🏽‍♂️ ALL the time 🗓️🕒🕓. i know 🙋🏽‍♂️📖 it's not ⛔ entirely your fault 👆🏾 that you are mentally 🧠 u n b a l a n c e d ⚖️🤹❎ AND infected 🦠😷 with these 🤲🏽 delusions 😣 of GRANDEUR, and I know 🙋🏽‍♂️📚 you are physically 🦵🏼💪🏼 incapable 🙅🏽‍♂️ of holding 🧺 a decent conversation 💬🗣️ with anyone 👥⛔ like every other normal 💯 human being 🙋🏽‍♂️🗺️ can, BUT i 🙋🏽‍♂️ don't think 💭⛔ that ANY of us 👥🙅🏽‍♂️ should have to put up 🤹 with THIS MUCH 📈 of your b u l l s h i t 🙅🏽‍♂️🥵. pity 😣 only gets you so many 👌🏽😷 concessions 📝, and you used yours 👆🏾🤡 up about six (6) insults 🗣️⛔ ago 📆. so please 🙏😔, p l e a s e (x2) 🛐, just shut 🗣️⛔ the ✨🧚‍♀️ fuck up 🧚‍♀️✨ AND leave 🏃 us 👥🙅🏽‍♂️ alone 🥵.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.