Why Must I Write Words? Is It Not Enough To Imagine, Passionately,

Seventy years time,I hope they will be together forever.

My autism and ADHD are like two angry chihuahuas fighting for dominance

And somehow they're both fucking losing

Juicy

Carlisle has good intentions but the people in Forks do NOT

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*At the park*

Sirius: Look a dead bird!

James: *Looks up* Where?!

The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

Gets a handjob but parries it flawlessly, shattering their wrist

how evil are you

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(