character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
📣 The beta version of a new RPG game specially made for Steve Rogers is finally released ‼️ Now we invite one player to join the testing. Who can grab this chance? Come and try if you’re Steve Rogers! 🫵
Which Bucky? Your Bucky! 😉
Here are the demonstrations of the gameplay.
Please follow the game’s instructions and read the terms very, very carefully.
Hey bro, you like tights?
Hidden story unlocked!
As the chapter progresses, the questions get harder accordingly. Now, choose your fate, Rogers!
Other demos: Choose your destination!
Who is he?
Who are you to him?
Are you still going on your mission?
Stay tuned for more exciting content to come!
Oh no no no, can’t be greedy… this player demonstrated the consequence of violating the game’s rule.
And the winner is…🎉🎉👑
Happy 10th anniversary!!! 🥳🥳🥳
Actually, I wanted to post it yesterday and originally they are all videos, but tumblr only allows me to post one video at a time, so I have to spend some time making all of them into gifs... I wish they could be in high resolutions but 🤷♀️
Btw I didn’t make up about the comic and Avengers Academy. Both lines are real.
can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.
Me, thinking aftg is going to be about a bunch of gays playing sports and falling in love because I never bothered reading a synopsis:
Aftg:
That’s the way cool ni🅱️🅱️as do it 🔥👌🏻😂
The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.
edward cullen but in the same tone as that mildly pissed off glasses wearing vape guy whose smoke trick got ruined
Image originally created by @brieflycleverspoons