For Real.

Police: You're under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.

Sirius: Wait, what do you mean THREE?

Police: Yes...Three.

Sirius: Oh, my God-- What the fuck!?

Police: Sir?

Sirius: JAMES FUCKING FELL OFF.

Must scifi be "good"? Is it not enough for the characters to be gay, in space?

i wish i had this man’s “dick out no pants” approach to his work

bread.

audio: Sethical (Youtube)

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I’m v offended I haven’t seen some of those in the rip vine videos so I made my own