Internet Has Been Trolling Flat Earthers Hard

The bigger your shoes the bigger your dick, the bigger your car the smaller your dick. No wonder people are so afraid of clowns.

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

if i bring a book someplace it doesn't necessarily mean i want to read it mayb i just want to take her own a walk. Get her some fresh air and a change of scenery

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

batdad speedrun: everything is a riddle now

AU where battinson gets a bunch of robins at once is back :)

When the good lord finally grants you a new hyperfixation after all your enthusiasm for the old one died suddenly