Just A Girl Doing A Little Twirl In Her Little Skirt

looks like somebody forgot that dust we are and to dust we shall return lol

has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

me: you literally have a disorder. this is symptoms

me: no perhaps my soul is rotten

reblog and put in the tags a fictional ship/couple where, in your opinion, they’re just so firmly each other’s that you cannot imagine them being shipped with anyone else

I highly recommend a clingy, lovey-dovey partner. Life’s too short to be with someone who acts like showing love is a chore

The Downward Spiral CD

I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

they're prepping me for autopsy but i sit up and say "oh no thank you" and walk out of the room

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.