All The Celebrities Tweeting Their Support For Israel Really Proves That Their Previous Displays Of 'support'

i know the 'is mcdonalds a date' questions making its rounds but i feel kind of insane bc thats never even been a metric for me. a date is just when someone says its a date. i went on a date w someone to smoke in a building w a caved in cieling in the rain, shoplifted from a gas station paranoid as hell to get them a soft pretzel and then we chased a rat around. where is your sense of adventure people

The swiftness and brutality of Hbomberguy’s complete evisceration of James Somerton’s career cannot be overstated.

Hate to be that rain on a parade.. (no I’m not) but yeah..

These retellings leave out the most vital parts. If you’re going to tell it… THEN TELL IT ALL.

If Taylor Swift used her power for good she would be such a great stochastic terrorist. She would post on Instagram "Hey guys, Tay here. Just wanted to say that whoever delivers me the head of Ron DeSantis on a platter will get free Eras Tour tickets. #ShadeNeverMadeAnybodyLessGay." It would be at her doorstep in two hours.

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

Hell is the same except only the bad bits

Heaven is actually just a big comfy couch in front of a TV that plays all of your favorite shows but changed to get rid of all the bits you don't like and add in new things that make it even better

When he realized red is the good part of the watermelon.. 😅

Blocking you for blazing a stupid post

And that is your cock right farewell sir