The Powers Of Fucking Gods

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dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!

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i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.

🧛‍♀️ vampbites Follow

HELLO???????

🦇 battybrained Follow

i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!

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i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers

🧛‍♂️ coffincreeper Follow

next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic

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it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam

🩸 f33d3r Follow

hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it

🐺vamplovingwolf Follow

isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

September is cool and all, but who’s ready for OCTOBER THIRST?

Fuck Israel

I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.

I had a weird dream about a secret fight (route?) in Undertale Yellow

SLIGHT SPOILERS FOR UTY AHEAD

So, in the dream, I found out that if you told Ceroba about reality being a game (I believe shortly before one of her fights, though I'm not sure which route it was, I think it didn't resemble any route in the game) through various dialogue options, she would suddenly become a glitchy form of herself and start a battle with you.

This Glitchy Form of Ceroba (apparently called Ceruca according to the wiki) had 4 or 5 phases, all of which had a different appearance, and all of which could be easily defeated with a single attack, and she did nothing but speak garbled gibberish.

After this fight, you would proceed into this very long horizontal pathway, whose tiles remind me of those in the original Undertale's New Home, but with some slight Bisexual lighting, though the background was completely pitch black.

After that, every time you tried to talk to Flowey, for some reason, he would also speak in Garbled Gibberish, much like Ceruca.

I don't remember anything else after that.

I just discovered there's more moo-moo cattle than just Cows and Bulls. A whole new world has opened up for me.