Unnamed Grunt: Wait, Which One Of You Is The Actual Bumblebee?

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Sam: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Paul .

Paul : I hate myself.

Sam: Alright, square up.

Sam: Paul, you're my best friend.

Paul: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Paul: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Can you believe this kid

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Paul: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.

Sam: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

Sam: Paul , you love me, right?

Paul : Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

Sam: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Paul : Which one? I can't do both.

Sam: When I first met you, I did not like you.

Paul : I'm aware of that.

Sam: But then you and I had some time together.

Paul : Uh-huh?

Sam: It did not get better.

Paul: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.

Poor Tsurumaru

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A short fic inspired by @rex-writes-sometimes post talking about the contrast between Shokudaikiri and Tsurumaru here. This fic honestly only focuses on the one paragraph in that post that made me want to explore his character. I don’t know him too well, so this is more of an exploration of his feelings during his lifetime. And to get a better grasp of his inner thoughts.

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