Paul : If I Was Married To You I Would Put Poison In Your Coffee.

Paul: Hey Sam, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Sam, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Paul: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Sam!

Sam: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Paul : Actually Sam, it’s salt.

Sam: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Paul : Uh Sam, that would be salt.

Paul : *takes salt packer from Sam* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

Sam: I desire moisture.

Paul: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.

I love his COOL Glasses

You should totally do like Tsurumaru with funny glasses! It would be so adorable! I love my little crane and I saw that you like Touken Ranbu as well so could you please draw him Candy-Senpai

Tsuru and the obligatory COOL glasses from the anime! They should have included some in his nendoroid set of you ask me. ;)I apologize for taking so long, please have two Tsurus as compensation for the long wait ;w; 

Izuminokami : Deep down, I'm sure I was always pretty okay with you.

Tsurumaru : Thanks, Izuminokami !

Izuminokami : It wasn't a compliment, numbnuts.

Sam: Are you a masochist or a sadist?

Paul , deadpan: I’m a Taurus.

I love it

Playing with the concept of dressing my favorite Yeehaw Bot in Western clothing for a possible AU

My babies have terrible and tragic pasts but will continue fighting on so more people don’t suffer

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY “FORMER MASTER”

SHINSENGUMI PERISHING?

SAKAMOTO RYOMA’S DEATH?

HONNOUJI OR SHIMOTSUKI INCIDENT?

ALL SWORDS IN 2ND UNIT GOT A TERRIBLE PAST WTF ARE YOU TRYING TO DO UFOTABLE

Wait a second kusonoki Masashige owned him once this is shocking

【新しい刀剣男士公開 小竜景光(こりゅうかげみつ)】 [New Sword Announcement: Koryuu Kagemitsu]

備前長船派の刀工、景光作の太刀。名は、樋中に倶利伽羅竜が浮彫されていることからついたとされる。その他にも「楠公景光」や「覗き竜景光」など異名も多い。真の主を探して延々と旅する風来坊。

A tachi made by Bizen Osafune smith Kagemitsu. The name comes from the Kurikara dragon engraved on its tang. Some of its many alternative names include “Nankou Kagemitsu”1 and “Nozokiryuu Kagemitsu”2 . A vagabond forever on a journey in search of his true master.

cv.立花慎之介 CV: Shinnosuke Tachibana

「俺は小竜景光。主を探しさすらう流浪の旅人……。キミが、今度の主かな？」

“I’m Koryuu Kagemitsu. A wandering traveler roaming in search of a master… I wonder if you’re my current master?”

1 lit. “Southern duke Kagemitsu,” from the story that he was once owned by Kusonoki Masashige, who held the name of “Great Southern Duke” (大楠公).

2 lit. “Peeking dragon Kagemitsu,” most likely from the Kurikara dragon engraving.