So Real

Dude I regret taking intro to business. Teacher showed a PowerPoint and look at this silly ass emoji

I just found out about a subreddit called r/actualasexuals where the whole thing is being a dick to people who don't fit their narrow definition of asexuality. I just wanted to let people know so they can stay away. Of course, don't harass anyone in that sub, because it doesn't help and it's just plain wrong. Just do everything in your power to stay the hell away!

Finally, someone says it! I've been doing nothing but watching a new show every two weeks because of a lich's curse myself.

for the last time i DON'T have ADHD!!!!!!! i'm just always daydreaming because of the witch's curse, i make impulse choices because of the wizard's curse, i only forget things because of the sorcerer's curse, i get everywhere late because of the amulet's curse, my place is a mess because of the skeleton's curse, and i'm tapping my foot because i'm feeling the rhythm of life babey! what do you MEAN you found my protective runes in the laundry again

The Eiffel tower is going to be deconstructed.

hey now that it’s disability pride month can you please remember to include people with Down syndrome and other chromosomal defects into your activism. they’re so often left behind. I literally never see anyone spreading Down syndrome awareness that isn’t close family of someone with Down syndrome. They exist and they’re living breathing humans who deserve just as much activism as every other disabled person

God: “Adam, I’ll let you name the birds”

Adam: “Tit”

God: “Uhh ok”

Adam: “Boobie”

God: “Stop naming them after breasts”

Adam: Looks at rooster

Hey, the US gov just put up a tip line for teachers who say DEI or woke stuff. I’m sending this to any of the accounts I follow that seem able and potentially willing to spread this so we can spam it into uselessness! Link to form: https://enddei.ed.gov/

To make it easier, click here.

Everyone go spam the hell out of this! Let’s let these motherfuckers know we are not interred in their witch-hunting!

Sorry bro

rogue: do you ever wonder, why keep going?

doctor: because we have to. we have to live, each day, because they can’t… you don’t have to stay a bounty hunter, rogue… you could travel with me! ah! the worlds i could show you, rogue.

rogue: and what if i like what i do? (voice shaking) would you… travel with me?

doctor: that is — quite an argument. i tell you what, when we both get out of this, let’s argue across the stars.

rogue: (steps closer) i’d like that.

the god of death possessing the tardis: