Older!Bob’s Burgers Kids AU Character Introduction: Louise

Older!Bob’s Burgers kids AU Character introduction: Louise

Basic info

Full name: Louise Belcher Age: 16 Gender: cis female Zodiac Sign: Scorpio Sexuality: Bisexual Occupation: High School Student Whatstagram @: 4our3ars

If sarcasm was a shield, this girl would be wearing a full suit of armor, baby. Seriously, Linda theorizes that Louise has actually lost the ability to talk like a normal person. Besides that, she’s really a good kid, even tough she may not look like it. But when you’re the smallest, and youngest, in your family, you have to take some measures. She still wears her bunny ears, just not all the time. And she let’s Linda wash it. Hand wash it. If the hat is not on, she always wears her hair in space buns or pigtails, not really comfortable with her hair everywhere. She also loves wearing fingerless gloves, it makes her feel badass, like a biker. She recently, with a lot of help and encouraging chants from Gene, and some advice from Tina, came to the conclusion that she’s bisexual, which is terrifying for her. The thought of loving another person is bad enough, but now she know it can happen with both genders and she’s really worried. Bob and Linda was really chill about it, after all, they went through that whole thing with Gene a couple of years ago, but she’s still very raw about it herself. When it becomes to much for her, she sneaks away to hang with the One Eyed Snakes. She know she’d be dead meat if her parents found out, but the feeling out sitting behind on a motorcycle, not having control and just letting go is so therapeutic to her. And it’s not like they’re kids, all the Snakes are grown up, and they all know she’s Bob’s daughter and they drive super carefully with her, to her great disappointment. When she’s not riding on the back of gang members motorcycles, she’s riding her skateboard, and because of that she’s always scraped up at her knees, sometimes elbows and hands, and she’s always late. She’s terrible at skating, but she swears, she’ll get the hang of it soon! In Middle School she decided to make herself a little crew, and they’ve stuck together since then. They consist of Andy and Ollie Pesto, Regular Sized Rudy, and, to everybody’s great shock, Millie Frock. Huh, that rhymes. But more on that later. The Millie thing, not the rhyming. 

Five Secrets

1. Her best friends, besides Gene, is the Pesto Twins, and she really likes them. They’re weird, and they listen to her. 

2. Regular Sized Rudy may be a good friend, but she’s always terrified that he’ll die when he’s with them. 

3. She saw Logan last summer, and keyed his car up, real bad. She even signed it as Four Ears, but he never told on her. She doesn’t get why, and it makes her furious. 

4. She has no idea what she wants to do with her life, and it scares the shit out of her.

5. She’s not sure if she would have made it trough middle school if it wasn’t for Gene. 

( AU Masterpost ft. the other characters and all writing )