Freaky-joonebugg - Freakytopia

Reblog with one f/o and I’ll assign them some wrapping paper I think suits them!

Example:

Proship dni

This is my ENEMY!!!!!!!! And also my FAV!!!!!!!

♡ SELFSHIP REBLOG GAME ♡

currently open

reblog with a picture of your f/o (only 1 per reblog please) and i will assign them a Schleich figure/set!! this will include real life animals but also fantasy creatures and dinosaurs

some sets come with humans but i will not be assigning just a human figure by itself! if a set includes a human i only picked it because of the animal/creature in it

example with my boyfie :3

i forgot to add that this isn't for proshippers!!

They belong to each other and they know it 🥰

my partner is only 40 but nestled within him is the soul of an elderly man

time for some meme redraws B)

f/o who wants you so so so so bad it makes them look STUPID!

What selfshipping is like

F/O Ask Game!!

A list of questions to answer about your f/o!! You guys can just go down the list and answer them all (I'd love to see it!!!) in a reblog, orrr you can reblog and have others ask you these questions in your inbox! Have fun!! PROSHIP, NOT FOR YOU!

What animal does your f/o remind you of?

If you got your f/o a gift, what would you get them? 

What is your favorite hobby to think about doing with your f/o?

What chores would your f/o do around the house? Are there any they REALLY dislike?

Would you trust your f/o to drive a car?

What kind of ringtone or notification sound would you have for your f/o?

Would your f/o fight someone online? 

Does your f/o believe in soulmates?

How would you introduce your f/o to your friends? How do you think that would go? 

What's the first scenario that comes to your head when you think of being with your f/o?

What dynamic would you use to describe you and your f/o? 

What color do you associate with your f/o? 

How would your f/o introduce you to those they care about? How do you think that would go?

What animal do you remind your f/o of?

What would your f/o get you for Valentine's day, if anything? 

What does your f/o call you in their head? What do they call you aloud/to others?

What does your f/o like doing with you the most? 

How does your f/o show their love best? 

What's your f/o's favorite feature of yours?

What're your f/o's favorite personality traits of yours?

If your f/o drew you, how would you describe the art piece?

Does your f/o share food with you?

What color would your f/o associate you with?

What?? Who's tagging their friends again?- not me... I just really wanna see yalls answers. Formal invitation lest you become worried I don't wanna see it. @jpeg-indulgence @starshakez @moxanji-real @frankys-wife @katsenbergs-soulmate @katanahusband @fl0ralsxgar @one-winged-dreams AND LITERALLY ANYONE WHO SEES THIS.

Imagine feeling perpetual pain both in your back and your front. I'd be a spiteful bitch too if that were me

I think it's absolutely hilarious how the cod fandom has babygirl-ified König

Ah yes, that guy. The guy so fucking huge he wasn't allowed to be a sniper and had to be a human battering ram instead. The guy with an execution move where he just picks someone up and breaks their spine over his knee. That guy? And he has canonic social anxiety?? Amazing.

Yes yes, the infantilization is highly unfortunate, but it's also . kinda funny ??