Me Liking Every Successful Shifting Story Post As If It’s My Full-time Job.

Neighbor! Simon who is sitting cross-legged on your kitchen floor, a hand on his stubbly chin while he tries to figure out how your washing machine works.

Meanwhile you're stirring a pot on the stove and glancing down at him apologetically every now and then.

Funny that there's a pack of Marlboro on the windowsill of your balcony along with an ash tray you'd bought especially for him.

Simon's muddy shoes are in your hallway more often than not, and you decided to get him a pair of slippers since he spends so much time there.

He wears them religiously, you find it adorable.

When you finally hear a click and the washing machine whirrs to life, you're so overjoyed that you wrap your arms around his waist and stand on your toes to press a kiss to his jaw.

His expression barely changes except for the corners of his eyes crinkling in delight.

He rubs gentle circles into the small of your back. You insist he stays for dinner.

He ends up sleeping on your couch, just in case something else goes wrong in your new apartment.

"you've already left kudos here. :)" ok and I'll leave some more. You got a problem? Because in my opinion, this work is so good and the author totally deserves it

kidnapper!ghost will tie your hands behind your back and forcefully make you sit on his face because he wants to apologize for making you cry but doesn't trust you not to scratch his eyes out or reach for the lamp and hit him over the head with it.

Keanu on his Norton Commando

Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken

18+ !! <3 coming to theatres soon...

tom riddle ✧ .・chilled to the bone, collarbone kisses, sacrificial lamb , well-mannered, 1940's, being reprimanded, nocturnal, promised immortality, dead of night, ethically ambigious decisions, constantly looking over one's shoulder, lingering paranoia, selfishness, whiskey nightcaps, cyanide baked into pies, rulebook, love or obsession posession?

cant catch me now, olivia rodrigo

put your head on my shoulder, paul anka

feeling good, muse

seven devils, florence + the machine

change, deftones

hello, adele

where did your love go? dawid podsialo

end of the world, skeeter davis

18+ !! <3 coming to theatres soon...

bond.. james, bond. ✧ .・smoke & mirrors, dirty martinis, garters, british accents, disguises, seduction, elevator sex, suicide pills, rome, revolvers, aston martins, gentle love, body worshipping, casinos, chandeliers, cigars, holding his arm instead of his hand, gloved hands, fake passports, false identities.

these boots are made for walking, nancy sinatra

bulletproof, la roux

i belong to you, caro emerald

toxic las vegas, britney spears & elvis presley

i know places, taylor swift

heads will roll, yeah yeah yeahs

why dont you do right, julie london

“source?” divine intuition, gut instinct, and cryptic symbolism from my dreams

there’s something about john wick looking at puppies…