my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "fatal familial insomnia" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i saw some gnomes back there
my buddy pacing the gas station: the dark god is coming
This is honestly very reassuring. I’ve always been taught to try and stop using filler words by my parents. They’ve always told me that “people will stop listening to what you have to say, and just start counting all the fillers”, and it makes me self-conscious when I speak. I also ramble whenever I get over emotional, which also gets louder and faster the more emotional I am. It’s also something I feel like I need to fix (mainly so other people don’t overhear me, and people can actually understand what I’m saying). It’s almost gone into me trying to dampen my emotions, so, this is, just, really nice to read. Thank you.
to put your mind at ease: people who ramble when they get nervous are in fact cute and lovely and charming, I would not change you
how much fun are we having in this timeline folks?
"consuming media" is such an overstatement. at best I'm sipping it
happy apollo unemployment day
do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo
Separated Leo would be the person to sell his soul for Taco Bell, but instead of it being his soul, it’d be Mikey’s
And then Donnie pulls out the knife machine
I don't know what they sell on taco bell but yeah
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
likes to charge, reblogs to cast
Random creature here to be annoying. Fandoms/interests change daily. Might post art, AUs/headcannons, or just random stuff in general.
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