— FOX MULDER in every Episode of The X-Files | 1x15 ‘Lazarus’

The X-Files  | 1x03 “Squeeze”  (1993)  

Fox Mulder is not smooth!!!!! He cannot get ladies with ease!!! He’s not a skilled fighter!!! He’s a nerd!!! He talks about weird, outlandish things!!! He was tired of always losing his gun in a fight so he now carries two!!! He trips at crime scenes!!! He calls sexy hotlines bc he’s lonely!!! He proudly talks about his porn collection!!! His closest friends are three conspiracy theory nerds (affectionate)!!! He throws pencils at the ceiling!!! He blurts obscure knowledge to throw people off!!! He hates authority figures!!! He cries a lot!!! He loves being held!!! He loves his sister!!!

Someone else tag in and keep this going, I’m tired of yelling about how much I love this dork.

no words or thoughts, just the jimi hendrix version of the star spangled banner at woodstock 1969 . wow

How come I could be somewhat related to a character like this ^~^

clearsight has a spooky vision

You going to shoot me?! I’m not going to shoot you! I don’t want to shoot you!

✿ I S L A N D ✿ H U S B A N D S ✿

Dexter Morgan and James Doakes in Dexter, Season 1 & 2

COMMISSIONS (OPEN!!!!!!!!!!)

hi hi hi i'm opening portrait commissions like these:

Specifics: A portrait (2:3) illustration of a detailed character (from the neck up) against a simple background (simple background examples: gradient cloud texture [1st example], solid color texture [2nd example], simple geometric design, etc.). May include simple embellishments or border details upon request.

$90 USD (flat) payment through Venmo

I will only be taking a few of these for now! I'm working on setting up a Ko-fi shop, but unfortunately I've run into hurdles that will take me a few months (and a few months is me being hopeful, could take longer) to sort out. So for the time being, payment will be through Venmo (as it started working for me again).

Communication will be through Discord.

DM me for contact info!

TOS information below ↓

TOS

My artwork, both completed and work in progress shots (sketches, blocking stages, etc.) CAN NOT be used for feeding AI image generation datasets.

My artwork may be used for personal use, but not commercial use.

I don't do NSFW.

Payment should be delivered through Venmo after the final sketch.

You are allowed to request changes and tweaks during the early stages, I encourage it! Examples may include: positioning, expression, angle, lighting, colors, etc. I want to make sure you receive a final piece you're content with.

Please have a reference available for the character you want illustrated.

Do not be afraid to ask for updates! It helps me stay on track.

phewwwww me when one plotline nearly ruins the entire show for me ... sucks because god damn i've been loving the mentalist but this is a genuine comfort watch and i do not want to be sidetracked with dumb writing decision bullshit that only serves to piss me off !!! idek how i'm gonna go into season five. even the thought of continuing is unappealing and for a show that has been keeping my lonely ass entertained ... this sucks!