"I Was Gonna Kill A Couple Rappers, But They Did It To Themselves Everybody's Suicidal, They Ain't Even

Anyone want a tarot or rune reading?

Send me $5 with a note that includes your email address and the word “tarot” or “runes” somewhere in it and I’ll email you a single-card reading. If you forget to specify tarot or runes, it’s dealer’s choice and I’ll pick whichever I feel like.

CashApp: $renn13queer

Venmo: @renniequeer (last 4 digits of my phone # are 1732)

PayPal: renniequeer@gmail.com

Get To Know Me Better: Last/Current

Tagged: @the-ever-chaos-collective (Thank you~ ☺️ 💞💕)

Last song: Gesaffelstein - OPR I’ve been obsessed with this one ever since I heard the experience of listening to it described as “exactly what it feels like to drive to 7-Eleven for cigarettes and gas at, like, 3:30 in the morning when you have clinical anxiety” lmao... Is it? I wouldn’t know. But it IS a Certified Banger™ imho. 😩👏

Last movie: White Palace What can I say? I have a weakness for 90′s James Spader romances. 😏

Currently watching: Northern Exposure Speaking of my 90′s-era weaknesses.

Currently reading: Dragon Age: Asunder by David Gaider. I’m working my way back and forth between the novels and the lorebooks in a roundabout attempt to make them last me the winter.

Currently craving: A slice of homemade Earl grey cake, from this recipe specifically. Luckily my partner’s mother’s birthday is in about a week, so I have a good excuse to make it soon. 😌👌 🍰 (If you want my advice, though, do not attempt the accompanying honey buttercream frosting. It melts at room temperature, which I learned—you guessed it—the hard way. Go with something sturdier like this instead.)

Tagging: @5lazarus @proudofmyanger @jellydishes @levikra @jarakrisafis (But only if you’d like~ 🎼📖🎞️✨)

Handblown Glass Fruit Jewellery by GlassBerries

Reblog with your personality types bolded, for your own reference, or for your followers to get to know you better! Add some others if you know any (such as Hogwarts houses: not a typical personality test, but they give other people insight into what you’re like!). Ones with free online tests are linked.

Name: C.J.H.

Zodiac: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

Myers-Briggs [x]: ISTJ, ISFJ, INFJ, INTJ, ISTP, ISFP, INFP, INTP, ESTP, ESFP, ENFP, ENFJ, ESFJ, ESTJ, ESFJ, ENFJ, ENTJ.

The Four Temperaments [x]: Melancholic, Phlegmatic, Choleric, Sanguine 

Enneagram [x]: Type 1, Type 2, Type 3, Type 4, Type 5, Type 6, Type 7, Type 8, Type 9.

Hogwarts House [x, but Pottermore is better]: Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw

Get to know me! Personality Types

So I made my boyfriend a strawberry Vader cake for his 22nd birthday (YOU DON'T KNOW THE POWAH OF THE DAARRK SIIIIDE!), and it was delicious.

But! The best part by far was how, when I shook the fruit I used to sketch out the face off my practice paper towel, it left this Shroud of Turin-like imprint behind.*whispers* Star Wars/Bible crossover AU.

Even if it did, something tells me people would still just elect not to tag.

I wish real life had Tumblr Savior.

Okay, I realize this hilariously late for Asexuality Awareness Week (which was last week), but due to unforeseen stressors, it didn’t really get done in time.

Anyway! I’ve wanted to do something like this for a while, and I’m proud of myself of actually getting a six page comic done within a week. (Not that it’s really anything super fancy, but it’s better than nothing lol) I do apologize for the massive ugly text wall that is page four but I had a hard time figuring out how to convey it visually while being kind of pressed for time. oh and the occasional copy/paste, I’m sorry for that too

Enjoy! Click on the separate pictures if the text is hard to read.

Scrapbook #3: C.L.A.N. (Click for full-size image.)

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Daily Affirmation 682.

Having sex does not make you human. Wanting sex does not make you human. Feeling sexual attraction does not make you human. You can have, want, or feel some of these things, or all of them, or none of them, and still be human. Humanity is an intrinsic part of your existence. Nobody gets to take it away from you because of your asexuality, regardless of what that means you do and do not want.