Bitch Me Too. 

DEAR modern WORLD,

Why is it bad that Barbie is pretty? What little girl looks at a Barbie and goes " this is what humans are supposed to look like. And if I don't look like this im ugly. " none. And you don't play with barbie because you relate to her. You play with barbies to create your own adventures. Let Barbie be barbie.

Why do we need more female characters for girls to look up to. You don't need to be the same gender as a character to relate to them or look up to them. Guess which character from pjo I relate to most, yeah Nico and he's not a girl. Guess which cat from the warriors I relate to most, yeah ravenpaw and he's not a girl. Guess which character I look up to most from my childhood, yeah it's zuko from avatar and he's also not a girl. As long as it's a good character gender dosent matter.

Sincerly, A girl Who Dosent Get Your Feminist Bullshit

I bet Robert Smith loved doing the balloon static electricity thing to his hair when he was a kid wait no adults can play with balloons and electricity too.

It just gets worse.

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

I'll stop.

• your aloud to be passionate about a dumb story

writers:

break up your paragraphs. big paragraphs are scary, your readers will get scared

fuuuuck epithets. “the other man got up” “the taller woman sat down” “the blonde walked away” nahhh. call them by their names or rework the sentence. you can do so much better than this (exception: if the reader doesn’t know the character(s) you’re referring to yet, it’s a-okay to refer to them by an identifying trait)

blunette is not a thing

new speaker, new paragraph. please.

“said” is such a great word. use it. make sweet love to it. but don’t kill it

use “said” more than you use synonyms for it. that way the use of synonyms gets more exciting. getting a sudden description of how a character is saying something (screaming, mumbling, sighing) is more interesting that way.

if your summary says “I suck at summaries” or “story better than summary” you’re turning off the reader, my dude. your summary is supposed to be your hook. you gotta own it, just like you’re gonna own the story they’re about to read

follow long sentences w short ones and short ones w long ones. same goes for paragraphs

your writing is always better than you think it is. you just think it’s bad because the story’s always gonna be predicable to the one who’s writing it

i love u guys keep on trucking

Im glad you like it!

For: @auburnandamberangel​

From: @lex-dermain​

You mentioned that you liked cute mundane stuff and christmas-y shenanigans so I decided to make a little fanart for you of Armand and daniel. Hope you enjoy it!

soft & only (he/him)

Oh my god thank you! It's really good, I love the descriptive vocabulary you use:)

To: @lexi-dermain From: @rip1009 Comments: you requested: Nicki or Armand and daniel but I’m fine with anything. so, here is my gift for you :) a story.