Every Time A Snarky (or The Cool/cold) Male Character Gets Watered Down To Horny Misogynist Fuckboy,

Every time a snarky (or the cool/cold) male character gets watered down to horny misogynist fuckboy, an angel loses its wings, I take another drink of vodka and get one step closer to drunk driving

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3 weeks ago

sorry for looking like i was going to cry when you threatened to pull out. do you still like me

1 year ago
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5 months ago

saw this cute guy today, been crushing for a while, but god I want him to grab me by the waist and push me against the wall, kiss me so deeply it's like he's telling me how much he's needed me, and then take me, nice and slow, whispering words of praise you're such a pretty thing and you're doing so good for me, you feel amazing, but once I'm on the verge of my legs collapsing he'll kiss my neck, gently brushing my hair away from my neck to suck bruises, marking me as his and oh my I need him so carnally ⁠♡


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3 months ago

from middle school to college, the same red and blue ships have me in a chokehold

klance, catradora, zutara...my beloveds ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

1 year ago

If my dreams were the solution to thinking about you, if I deny myself the privilege of fantasizing the day you rest in my arms, if I only remember your name when I see it called out by a barista

I wish I could erase you from my mind, so that I was free from the chains you have hackled to the thoughts of you. I wish I could not love. I wish I could not love YOU


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11 months ago

me and him??

Us??
Us??
Us??
Us??
Us??
Us??

us??

1 year ago

GET KOSA TRENDING.

STOP SCROLLING NOW!

AS OF FEBRUARY 21ST, 2024, WE GOT FIVE DAYS UNTIL THE DAY OF DECISION OF THE KOSA BILL, WHICH WILL CAUSE MASS CENSORSHIP ROUND THE INTERNET IF PASSED. OR DOOMSDAY. WE NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW ABOUT THIS AND CONTRIBUTE. I'M NOT GIVING UP ON YOU ALL.

WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

Reblog this post in every LEGAL way you can under the Tumblr guidelines with the appropriate tags. TELL AND TAG EVERYONE YOU KNOW, then add the tags to see below... and more if you can think of any complying.

Visit badinternetbills.com if you want to find a way to defeat KOSA. It WILL NOT take much of your time. Reblog with any other information or sources, too-- but make sure to reblog if you can.

Reblog if you support lgbtq+ content.

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Reblog if you support internet activism and Palestine.

Reblog if you hate fascism or censorship, and don't want actually serious and helpful conversations censored on the internet.

Reblog if you value the internet in any way at all whatsoever.

CHECK THIS PETITION! https://www.change.org/p/save-our-free-and-open-internet-stop-the-kids-online-safety-act?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_36858566_en-US%3Acv_9182&recruiter=1331807538&recruited_by_id=57368c40-d0fd-11ee-98f7-2175430f819f&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial&utm_term=psf&share_bandit_exp=initial-36858566-en-US

We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.

3 months ago

Being talked down to as you get fucked. The faux sympathy, calling you a dumb puppy in a gentle voice, patronising you. They feel you tighten around them, knowing just how much you like it. “Aww is it too much?” “Does the stupid mutt like that?” “Shhh it’s okay, I know puppy likes it. Just let yourself feel good, stupid dogs don’t need to think.”

1 year ago
PSA: Please Teach Your Partner How To Choke Properly If You’re Into That Kind Of Thing.
PSA: Please Teach Your Partner How To Choke Properly If You’re Into That Kind Of Thing.

PSA: Please teach your partner how to choke properly if you’re into that kind of thing.

The point of choking is not to crush the oesophagus, but rather to put light pressure on the carotid arteries to stop oxygen circulation to the brain. So tops, please create a V shape with your hands, which allows the fleshy part of the palm to rest against the oesophagus without causing any obstruction to the windpipe, and press down on the arteries. It’s not about stopping your bottom from breathing completely, but making them lightheaded.

This is very, very important!

Also, please don’t attempt any choking whilst under the influence because your better judgement may be impaired and you can cause some serious damage.

Choking is serious business, if you’re going to engage in it, please be sure to practise it properly and in a safe manner!

5 months ago

(through gritted teeth) sometimes what's good for your mental health isn't another do nothing day or a little treat sometimes what's good for you is putting in some of the work. Not all of it at once but sometimes you have to finish that essay or at least take the next step or you have to clean your room or at least dust the shelves or you gotta do the laundry or at least put it all in the hamper and it's not fun and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks and it sucks but you have to because i read a post on the internet that told me that's what being nice to yourself is sometimes

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