Hello I'm Sorry If This Offends You, I'd Like You To Be My Sugar Baby, Just Letting You Know My Intentions

need a good boy to jerk off in front of me rn 🤒

Let's face it,

Having an enemy sounds waaaayyy more interesting than having a soulmate. I want somebody to deeply stare into my eyes with passion as they insult me, and I stare back just as deeply and passionate while also insulting them. Somebody that I have LOTS of Tension™ with.

Life's boring and predictable. Give me someone that's the opposite of that, not someome that the universe decided to pair me up with.

In other words, fuck kisses! I WANNA FIGHT!!!

You don't understand how much I need this

Get you a man that learns what you’re into and says ‘bet’ 🫠

from middle school to college, the same red and blue ships have me in a chokehold

klance, catradora, zutara...my beloveds ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ

“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

Same I'm reblogging cus I'll forget once October comes

💀 Monsterfucker Demon Slayer 💀

Boys and girls of legal age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?

OwO What's this?

This is an event where authors unite to write the monsterfucking fics of their dreams

Any Demon Slayer character is welcome, any monster type is welcome!

How can I take part?

Tag your fics with #demon slayer 2023 monster october or tag @monster-october-kny-2023 and they will be shared here!

Let us share the joy of fucking monsters this October of 2023~

All used dividers were created by the amazing @benkeibear

This is cute, it's funny tho that Dick actually plays the GUITAR and is going to relearn piano for his baby brother and bat bonding time

I know it in my soul that whenever Damian has to play violin for school and needs an accompanist, he fucking drags Dick out of Blüdhaven and back to Gotham to play piano. Dick has not practiced piano since Aunt Harriet stopped bugging him to attend his lessons when he left the manor, and he doesn’t even like playing piano. But for Damian? Sigh F i n e, he’ll play the accompaniment.

He’ll drag out his dusty practice books to refresh himself on proper hand posture and what the fuck an F looks like on the staff. Yes, yes, he’ll look up whatever squiggly abomination is on his sheet music that music experts claim is “modern notation”.

Bruce, who knows how to play piano, or can otherwise contact professional piano accompanists, is like “son, please. leave your brother alone. he hasn’t even played in years.” And Damian’s like “NO. I will settle for nothing less than Grayson.”

“Son, that’s such a low bar.”

But Damian will have his way. He will perform with his brother, goddamnit.

there is a just something about wrapping your arms around a big strong man from behind and stroking his dick just like that. feeling his muscles shift against your chest, his little shudders and involuntary hip movements. the way his chin tucks against his chest so he can watch your hands work, the way a hand of his own comes back to grab blindly at any bit of you he can reach. not being able to see well yourself because he’s just so much bigger than you, but knowing the exact moment when he’s going to cum from the way he whines and his body tightens and his hips buck, then feeling it spill warm and gooey all over your fist <3

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WE'RE DOWN TO THE WIRE BUT WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET. IF WE GIVE UP, EVERYTHING IS OVER. IF WE DON'T, AT LEAST WE HAVE A CHANCE.

I'M THE ONE WHO SOUNDED THE ALARM, AND I'M NOT GOING TO CURL UP AND DIE YET.

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We won't let this stand any longer. Let's start a riot and get this trending.

so the house of representatives just passed a bill that will now move to the senate to BAN tik tok completely in the united states and they are expected to argue that “national security risks” outweigh the freedom of speech and first amendment rights. biden has already said that if it gets to him, he will sign it. whether or not you use the app…….this is something to be worried about

need to edge a pretty boy so bad, grab his thighs and have him squeeze my neck, my mouth teasing kisses down his already overstimulated heat, poor baby with his eyes rolled back, back arching off the bed and coming undone with a whine

you won't mind if just bring a marker out right dear?

ignore it as I keep sucking hickeys into your thighs, followed by the marker writing whore

a kiss on your stomach and Mommy's on your v-line

a giggle and a string of arrows pointing to my dick

leave you on the bed all marked up in bruises and teeth marks, kisses and a marker telling everyone you're mine~