Marauders Era Characters As Things My Friends Have Said Part 42

i love the potter to james to jamie transition amen

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

Marauders playing Never have I ever Part 2: Remus: Never have I ever been in a threesome. *Regulus, Evan, Barty casually drinking* Rest of them just shocked: James: *choking on his drink* ...REGULUS? Regulus: We were bored, gay and horny. What did you expect? Barty, winking at James: Interested in making it a foursome, Potter? James: *visibly malfunctioning* I—I—what? NO! Sirius: *sputtering* I’m—I’m GOING TO BE SICK. Dorcas: They even asked if I wanted to join. Marlene: WHAT?! Dorcas, smirking: I was preoccupied that day. Sirius: *gagging* I-I need a moment.

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Marauders era characters as thing my friends have said part 20

Regulus: naming my notes is getting more difficult, this one is just called let’s fuck around and find out

Barty: what’s the note?

Regulus: I don’t know bro, wanna fuck around and find out?

Barty: yep, without around and find out

the purpose of barty's slutty waist is for evan to hold it.

no sentence fills me with utter loathing so much as "i asked chatgpt"

2 years.

It took regulus 2 years to figure out how badly he messed up.

It took regulus 2 years to tell the one boy, who finally saw who he really was, that he loved him

And it took 2 years for regulus to realised he messed up.

Regulus stood over the bowl, horcrux in hand.

In the background he could hear Kreacher telling him he had to leave.

In the background the sounds of inferni were moving towards him.

In the back off his mind was his sense of urgency, in the front was James.

It was always James, James potter. The love of his life, off dating Lily Evan’s the girl he liked forever.

They were always going to end up together, they were destined for eachother.

Regulus knew that when he started dating James but he wanted the potter all to himself and he destroyed it

James wanted regulus all to himself but from the very start regulus had stated that his family was always his priority.

The black family? Why would that be his priority, it wasn’t truly. He was just scared.

So now, 2 years later regulus is standing in the cave, handing the horcrux to Kreacher and screaming at him to leave

Now, 2 years later, regulus is screaming for James, trying to claw his body away from the hands of the inferni.

And now 2 years later, he feels a familiar warmth grab onto his hand and pull.

2 years later he’s in the arms of James again, but at what cost?

I think what I love about gilderat is how complex it could be. Imagine the marauders, absolutely despising gilderoy for how stuck up and stubborn he is (not Like there any different). But then there was Peter, less stuck up and stubborn than the other marauders and also absolutely obsessed with gilderoy. He never expressed these feeling to anyone and he was good at hiding it, until gilderoy was moved into Peter’s class because of reasons he was paying attention to. Slughorn paired gilderoy with Peter claiming “you will do better with him rather than mucking around with all your dumb friends,” so Peter reluctantly agreed.

Over the next year Peter would absolutely despise gilderoy for being smarter than him and absolutely despise how attractive he was. So when it was late and they were Together in the potions classroom, Peter was very ready to go back to his dorm and sleep. That was until gilderoy practically pounced on Peter, there lips interlocking and Peter didn’t complain. Instead gilderoys hand pulled frantically at Peter’s hair and Peter pulling on gilderoys waistint, wanting him closer.

And they kept it a secret, for a while atleast. But they never dated, atleast that was gilderoy said, and yes there was the whole cologne thing, Peter would ask but never get an answer. And yes Peter also asked why they couldn’t date, because he loved the sneaking around in broom closets and empty classroom, once even in the dorms at a gryffindor party. But gilderoy would play it into the fact that he was “straight”

So they kept it a secret, for a while atleast. That was until Peter had enough, he confessed how he actually felt about gilderoy and gilderoy never spoke to him again. James knew soemthing was wrong with Peter so that how the secret “got out” only to James of course and he never even made fun of Peter for it.

Gilderoy however, did like Peter. He was just scared that Peter was lying to him. Peter pettigrew the weird kid that was roped into the “popular crowd”, he must be secretly and arsehole waiting to put gilderoy to the entire school, or just using him for to get off.

In a letter sent to Peter after they graduated, it included the name of a perfume and an apology. Peter knew who it was from immediately, but he never accepted the apology

When regulus told Sirius he was trans, Sirius practice told James immediately. Sirius only told James so he could protect regulus. James wasn’t a violent person but when it came to someone he loved he would do anything to protect them. At the time Sirius didn’t know James loves regulus, at the time Sirius didn’t know regulus had already told James, had already asked him to protect him, indirectly of course. Sirius only figured it out when James punched someone for insulting regulus, Sirius only figured it out because James would do anything for someone he loved.