Not Mlm Or Forest But I Feel Like I’m Being Cast To The Wayside I Feel Like I’m Not Important To

how is one to make gay posts when he gets lost in a daydream every time he has a gay thought then proceedes to forget the thoughts almost immediately

Gets down on one knee and pulls out a tiny frog with a tiny crown:

When I toad you I loved you I meant it

i’m sickened but curious i have to restrain my self from reading it right here and now and possibly never watching the movie the same way again

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

sometimes i just have one active brain cell on these occasions it’s usually dedicated to boy because boy is amazing

maybe i’m gay

yeah i’m gay

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

being touch starved while also not liking physical contact is weird it’s like i hate being touched but when it’s his touch and his affection it’s the best feeling i could imagine.

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You a lot has been said about how quickly Ariel "fell in love"

Now as an adult I am a bit "bitch you don't even know him" but at the same time I can recognise that Eric was just part of her dreams.

She wanted to be human so very badly before Eric

He was just a bonus that she wanted to smooch

But Eric

Holy fuck!

This dude heard a chick sing and was like "that's the one. Her" despite not even seeing her face clearly

Then he meets a weird naked mute girl on the beach and is like "A FRIEND! I SHALL BRING HER HOME AND WE WILL BE FRIENDS FOR LIFE!"

And like his servant? Advisor? Whatever that dude is is like "okay I know you're hung up on mystery singing girl but this mysterious girl is right here and really into you"

And Eric is like "well damn. I should take her on a date and probably smooch her"

And he almost falls for this new girl so that he has to have a spell put on him by Ursala

Once that's broken and he realises that the two mystery girls are the SAME girl he is like "damn. Better commit murder for her" even though she is now half fish

Like Eric is ALL IN right the fuck away no matter of you're a romantic or platonic interest

Eric is a ride or die person through and through

I like to think like every other week he brings in a new drifter who is his New Best Friend and Love To Learn Ariel is thrilled and asks all the questions and records their life stories

I like to think Eric and Ariel are the weird royal couple but everyone is polite to them because 1. They are both very charming and 2. Eric can and will cut a bitch if necessary

it’s raining and i want to hold someone. gay thoughts are taking over again. to comfort them as we listen to the thunder and the pouring rain hammer the roof. i want to hold somebody and say sweet things to them. tell them how much they mean to me and how much i love them. i can’t wait to get my cottage and live in it with a boy. off deep in the forest surrounded by creeks and moss and nature.