۶ৎ Aww.. You’re So Cute, My Darling ! I’m Going To Drug You And Take You Home With Me, And Tie

Community college better be exactly like Community the show or I'm gonna be pissed off

I hope I'm not just a yanblr blog to you—but a deeply rooted parasocial relationship.

I'm so tired of my dialect being bastardized and rebranded as “ brainrot internet slang . ” Every month it's a new word or term being used incorrectly & ran into the ground , then people wanna call it “ cringe ” because they don't bother learning its origin . It's not even an Internet specific thing , because it's been happening for so many years . It's tiring .

It's good to see you're doing alright, hello! May you tell me a bit about yourself if you're comfortable?

-♡

You'll have to be a tiiiny bit more specific 💔 I'm terrible at answering broad questions

i wish i could say i was the cute kind of jealous but unfortunately i fantasize about all the ways i want to see you dead whenever you interact with anyone who isn’t me

I yearn for a yan4yan relationship. Mutual obsession. Mutual devotion. Mutual possession. All of me is for all of you, all of you is for all of me, we belong to eachother, and we only need eachother. This is in fact a need.

Analog horror my beloved

Oh to watch a slasher film with my sweet boy and tell him how much I want him to be my victim ♡

Great day for Ivan fictives with a love for parasites and obsessive issues ( aka me )

" i can handle you " even when i have extreme mood swings??? even when i'm extremely jealous??? even when i'm going to be annoying??? even if i spam you??? even if i depend on you in the true sense of the word?? even if i burst into tears in front of you out of nowhere?? even if i complain too much???? even if i constantly apologize??? even if i need reassurence all the time because i fear that you hate me somehow?? even if i can't fully get better, but also won't try to get worse???

please mean it