What Country Are You From If You Dont Mind Me Asking?

You want to be my follower? My little dog that follows me around with their tail between their legs? Cute. Then act like it. You know i'll treat you oh, so well, a treasure thats to be cherished as if it were the easiest thing in the world; because let's be honest, nobody else can really give you the love that could ever satiate your needs. You and I know only I can provide such a thing.

It's adorable, really. You're flailing about in desperation. Give me all that is yours and all that you are, and perhaps then I'll give you the affection you need so badly.

My horny ass CANNOT watch horror movies

It's good to see you're doing alright, hello! May you tell me a bit about yourself if you're comfortable?

-♡

You'll have to be a tiiiny bit more specific 💔 I'm terrible at answering broad questions

I yearn for a yan4yan relationship. Mutual obsession. Mutual devotion. Mutual possession. All of me is for all of you, all of you is for all of me, we belong to eachother, and we only need eachother. This is in fact a need.

Canine, Would you want a partner from here, or would you rather meet in person

I'd rather date my husbands that I love with all my heart .

But , to actually answer the question , probably on here . I haven't dated anyone in person before .

If only my beloved lived nearby me . . I could watch him so closely . I could check in his window to see if he's sleeping well and stalk closely behind him whenever he takes walks . I could keep him safe that way .

Who is your beloved?

My ex - husband 💔 That I'm definitely getting back . Trust .

But , also , my “ beloved ” in my posts isn't an actual person , but rather a concept .

Community college better be exactly like Community the show or I'm gonna be pissed off

Hey what if I kidnapped you haha. Hypothetically. Just curious. I wouldn’t actually do it. I mean unless I would. Like. Would that be okay.

You're disgusting. You're vile. You're insane. What the fuck is wrong with you? Damn weirdo. Crazy bitch.

(Intense flirting)