what if we kissed under the comically large anvil tied to a rope thats dangling over our heads
me, pouring liters of dr pepper onto my on-the-brink-of-exploding laptop, sobbing loudly: "cmOOOOOONNNN SSTARMT SIGING 😭😭😭😭 FALL In loub wit MEEEEEEEeEeEE😭😭😭😭
Yes I do make art for money
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fuck ships gimme two characters you headcanon as being friends with each other
some person finds a time machine, and as they're thinking "wow, I wonder what I'll be doing with this time machine!" their future self suddenly appears, looking heavily beaten with a deadpan expression on their face, as they snatch the time machine from their present self, saying "Nope. Not doing this." Before disappearing.
so hear me out: all fridges on earth suddenly gain sentience, sprouting muscly human arms and legs from out of their sides, then run out into the streets and rampage through the towns, killing every human on the planet and becoming the dominant species on earth. but then they have nothing left to kill so they start to fight each other, and form a hierarchy based on who beats the most of their fellow fridges
do u see my vision
security systems are worthless
i need an angry farmer man to sit on my lawn with a pitchfork and yell at people who get too close to my house
He/She, Artist, autistic, aro, LEGALLY A MINOR ⚠️ certified robot fucker, when im not drawing fanart of dumb shit im into im saying stuff that isnt funny. Asks are open. Feel free to ask me to draw stuff. Current interests: AHIT, spm, Mario in general, occasionally pokemon, geometric drawings of rats, bugs, gijinkas, khonjin house, will wood, scp, cult of the lamb, the amazing digital circus inscryption Uhdo not interact if you are anti-trans, anti-gay, antisemetic, anti-muslim, anti-people of color, proshipper, MAP, etc.
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