I Feel Threatened Tbh

What I find this morning at a toys/christmas garage sales:

Nothing vintage but I am really happy for the Barbies color reveal -especially the elusive Ken ^^ - because I'm trying to have all of the mermaids from the different waves, I love them! The Magic mixies plush is so cute, I hope it can work without the wand! (and I also need to change the batteries)

(Personnal pics. Please reblog if you liked, do not use or repost. Thanks! NSFW AND KINK ACCOUNTS DO NOT INTERACT !!!)

The entire movie of Despicable Me was the same, except in a few scenes, Gru was wearing a high-visibility vest. Everyone irl thought it was the funniest thing ever and started posting about Safety Gru.

his windows already passed so hes shooting at the glass keepin guns in his locker and he denies it like its actually important but he lied cuz i sure did watch him showin up wearin black and he knows that. his daddys on death row but hell say it with his chest though his friends move dope he hasnt tried coke but hes always had a problem sayin no. his older brother bagged the valedictorian his mother steady screaming he should be more like him. can you read my mind, ive been watching you couldnt fight to save your life but you look so cool. camo jacket robbing corner stores hard odds to beat when youre on all fours. good men die too so id rather be with, you, you

Reopening my plushy commissions again !!!

cuz supply costs went up and it almost cleaned me out entirely. God I fucking hate capitalism

Rates below the pic

RATES

-starts at $50 per plushie and goes up from there depending on how elaborate the design is

HOW IT WORKS

-message me with what you want and I’ll create a sketch of how the doll will look including design notes about how certain elements will be made so you get a better idea of what will go into it.

Then I’ll send a picture of the sketch for you to approve or make changes to along with the price.

Once approved, I’ll create a listing of the doll in my shop for you to buy and send the link!!

Once purchased, it’ll take 4-7 weeks to make the doll, then I’ll ship it out to you!

I ALSO DO PAYMENT PLANS!!!

If you can’t afford everything up front, that’s ok! Cuz I can take payment plans! Half up front, then half when the doll is done and ready to be shipped out!

If y’all could share this around pretty plz I’d really appreciate it. I’m trying to save up for my chemical romance tickets and a flo mask to wear to avoid catching the plague while there.

Here are some other examples of my work

I love Copia and his fake hatred for his twin

on colors and being different and not being enough for yourself

(please reblog instead of liking)

so i made a ghuide (ghoul guide) | update fell free to repost it, just credit me! (x) (x)

i also finally put in my frog code i found at goodwill so say hi to my new pet, dill pickle :) 

this song has been on repeat since it dropped i fear