Latest Posts by flyignpig - Page 7
Thinking about posting on Tumblr is much more fun than actually doing it
If you need a new code for a padlock I suggest starting with a high number so it'll be harder to brute force. If you need to brute force a padlock I suggest starting from a high number.
Not living in the USA is so weird when you're on the internet, especially during holidays when everyone is talking about food and candy since we don't have them here. I know more about candy from the US than what is sold in the local store but I have never even seen most of them in person; only ever heard the tales about these Reese's Cups, Skittles, Starburst, Sour Patch Kids, Hershey Kisses, Tootsie Pops, Candy corn and Twizzlers (I got these from searching "popular candy in USA").
If I fought myself the battle would end with a draw. Not because we would knock each other out, but because we would just not fight. too much effort
When life gives you the finger meke fingernade
NASA's new space probe Lucy just lauched. They said it would take about 12 years until it reaches its destination, Jupiter's Trojan Asteroids. Remind me when it's time to land
A TV prank show except the person getting "pranked" is an actor who knows what is going on and doesn't react to anything that is happening. The actual person who is getting pranked is the "host" who thinks this is real and there are cameras filming them getting exidingly infuriated that they are getting no reaction
I have six senses; touch, sight, hearing, smell, taste and umami
Pro-tip for people who play sport: intimidate the opponents by eating bananas without peeling it
When it comes to reverse psykologi in games, I tend to overthink it because people usually only goes one layer, while I often believe it's at least two deep, then I will fail since I overestimate the complexness of strategies in games played for fun
How can people be claustrophobic?
Santa isn't that scary.
I never get people who don't want revenge.
They are always like: karma will make sure they get what they earn.
Yeah, karma might be a bitch but I'm a bigger one, now let me hurt somebody.
I'm not a narcissist, I'm better than that
Why are they called 'Chopsticks' if you can't chop with them?