One of the most entertaining things I have watched in over one and a half year is a man sitting in a chair chained to a big CRT TV forced to say Mario over half a million times for many days straight. There is only Mario and sleep and Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario, sleep and Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario. He also has Mario music on the TV but I'm only here for the Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario. I think I am going insane myself, I only hear Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario all the time Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario Mario
Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
Skull kid // Majora's Mask
Oh my god, of course you only read Shonen, you half-baked meathead. How about you stop with the manga and pick up some real literacy? Oh wait, a book doesn't have pictures, so I guess it's out of the question for witless photo lovers like yourselves who have no sense of media literacy.
Oh, honestly, how do people like you do it? Just "read" panels of mindless, repetitive, egregious fighting over and over again. I endear your low attention spans. Truly, I do. It must be magical being impressed by the most simplistic forms of idiocy. You people are no better than slug eyed mouth-watering neanderthals.
If by any chance I've changed your miniscule, insignificant curiosity, why not read some Edgar Allan Poe...actually, how about something on your level. Hmmmm, oh, I know! Dr Seuss.
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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
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