So I really want a buddy cop movie staring these two. And so… This happened
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
“A man can’t be raped or abused by a woman-”
“Men are physically stronger than women so they can take abuse-”
“I bet he enjoyed it-“
“Male rape is less common so it doesn’t matter-”
“You’re not a true feminist if you address male problems too-“
“They’re men. They’ll get over it-“
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
Do you think that when McGonagall really got tired of her colleagues’ shit she just turned into a cat and started doing random cat things? Like:
Dumbledore: Minerva, please, I really have to send those letters McGonagall: *gets more comfy over Dumbledore’s desk* Dumbledore: Minerva McGonagall: *starts chewing on a nearby quill* — Umbridge: why are the cushions in my office so ruined? Who is responsible for this? Every other teacher:*glances to McGonagall* McGonagall:*cleans her nails* — Snape: Minerva get out of that jar now I need it Snape: you are far too old for such antics Snape: I’ll stop taking points from Longbottom for a week, is that enough? McGonagall:*flicks her ear* Snape:…how did you even get inside there McGonagall:*meows and burrows deeper in the jar*
okay so what’s the mood for june?
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