My Dad Had A Skype Interview Today So He Was Sitting In The Living Room Looking All Professional In His

Tag 20 people you wanna know more about and fill out questions so they know more about you.

Name - Jordan

Nickname - So many, most awful (J-Bear, Jay, Jords are basically the only good ones)

Star sign - Gemini

Gender - Female

Height - Dunno (average I guess?)

Sexual Orientation - Pansexual

Romantic Orientation - Dunno

Fav Colour - Green

Time right now - 14:13

Average hours of sleep – 4-5 on week days, 7-9 on weekends

Lucky number(s) – 2, 4, 8, 13

Last thing I Googled - Gypaetus barbatus (images)

Number of blankets I sleep under - 1

Favourite fictional character - Why?!?!?! This is impossible

Favourite celebrity - So many

Favourite book - This is cruel

Fav bands/artists - Most apart from Skrillex and Screamo (Imagine Dragons, Paramore, Green Day, Adam Lambert, Don McLean, Ed Sheeran, One Republic, etc)

Dream Trip - America? Japan? Greenland? Sweden? Everywhere

Dream Job - Author or something with animals

theinsanem tagged me ages ago and I finally got round to doing it ^_^ 

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We must go through the Mines of Moria http://ift.tt/1geH0sG

so in iron man 2

a little boy in an iron man helmet tries to shoot one of the rampaging suits with his lil toy flight stabilizers

in spider-man 2

a little boy puts on his spiderman suit and stands up against the rhino

that’s great for all the little boys in the theater, but you know what I want?

i want a little girl to help the heroes

i want a six-year old redhead to kick nat’s gun to her

i want a twelve-year old with braces and a lisp to shake cap back to consciousness

i want a nine-year old latina girl to take clint by the hand and walk him down unfamiliar streets back to the main fight

i want a sixteen-year old black girl to kick an enemy in the back of the knees to save sam wilson

because girls are sitting in that audience too

and they deserve to see that

Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

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I do not understand this “male privilege" bullshit.

What. Fucking. Privileges. Do. Men. Have.???????

Name them. I swear, I challenge you to name these “male privileges" and be able to prove them. 

Come on, I fucking dare you. 

Name them!

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Sugar Glider Eating Yogurt

there are actual people out there who want to genetically modify carnivores so they no longer eat other animals

im going to fly away from this planet goodbye