Bonus:

(not g/enderbend) just them spending money on their oshi

a cup from me to you

New au idea: Cumplane in Every Universe (except svsss)

Au where Bingge sets off to find his own Shen Yuan after that extra, thinking it will fill that hole in his life and in his heart. He ends up finding many Shen Yuans in many universes. But here's the thing. As much as I love the idea of Bingqiu as soulmates in every universe, I love the idea of cumplane soulmates more.

Every universe Bingge goes to has an obstacle, a shitty little author guy, attached to his a-Yuan. Sometimes they're just bros, frenemies, sometimes they're dating or even married depending on how much freedom the universe and circumstances have given Shen Yuan to confront his sexuality. But he's always there. And the trouble is, it's not like he even cares that much about Bingge romancing Shen Yuan. He's fine with getting cucked or third wheeling, but he likes his life with Shen Yuan, is comfortable in it, and will not take the hint to leave. And Shen Yuan, for all his bitching, is attached to his airplane bro, so Bingge cant just off the guy if he wants to get into Shen Yuan's good graces and romance him.

So he devises a plan to break them apart by finding a match for this airplane guy, a lover who will successfully detach him from Bingyuan's relationship, so they can be left in peace. But each person he finds for him is worse than the last; he's coming at this from the completely wrong direction of tossing his ex-wives at him and hoping someone sticks. Meanwhile Mobei-jun is just there, a portal away, wondering wtf is going on with his boss, but not caring enough to provide input.

Hardest route to unlock, hardest route to complete, still would tbh

Who’s the best kisser ,Xie lian, Quan yizhen, or hua cheng?

Yin Yu: ..I’ll always choose my husband over anyone…*cough* But my lord was definitely a good experience *cough*

wenren e scribble

yeeh for yinyutober!

As the centuries pass and wars become less commonplace, the five martial gods start being worshipped as gods of love as well.

-The ju yang thing resists the rest of time, and nan yang is worshipped as a god of sex and fertility (which is ironic since he’s been married to a man for what, 500 years?)

-Xuan zhen is now a god of loyalty and friendship. It’s common for children to include beads with the characters of his name in friendship bracelets.

-Ming guang is also still worshipped as a god of romantic love.

-Tai hua is worshipped as a god of familial love and filial piety. The story of how he raised guzi (who later ascended as a god protector of family and children) became well known across the three realms.

-Qi Ying became a god of homosexual love, after a little book called “the ballad of qi ying and yin yu” appeared overnight in every single one of his temples. His temples get a lot of visitors during pride month and it’s common for mlm and wlw couples to ask for his blessing before getting married.

Mist

Tanjirou has noticed that the mist hashira likes to stare at him a lot. He has no idea why, but it mustn't be something bad, otherwise Tokito himself would have told him already, right?

"Tanjirou!" Tokito grins, rushing towards him as he enters the backyard.

The redhead smiles back, feeling relieved for a moment. It seems the whole "staring" at him thing is nothing he should worry about. The mist hashira probably does that with everyone else.

He gets tackled, but the ground is covered in grass so it doesn't hurt him at all. Besides, it seems Tokito is trying to be careful.

When Tanjirou feels Tokito nuzzling against his cheek he can't help but giggle.

They stay like that for a while, mostly because the Pillar refuses to let go of Tanjirou.

"Aren't you hungry?" Tanjirou asks with curiosity, quirking up one of his brows at him.

"No," Tokito pouts, almost stubbornly, and wraps his arms around Tanjirou even more.

The redhead laughs and decides to humor him and stay for a while like that; he notices that a couple of slayers and kakushi keep looking in their direction every now and then.

It doesn't bother him, he knows the Pillars are famous among all the slayers, so it must be because Tokito is there with him.

They only get up because Tanjirou tells him he's hungry, but Tokito follows him, holding his hand all the way back inside.

The mist hashira looks particularly happy that day; Tanjirou is glad because he knows Tokito doesn't have any family left.

He notices that the Pillar doesn't eat that much, but he doesn't seem to be as hungry as Tanjirou so the boy decides not to worry about it.

Then, Tokito stares at him again.

"Do I have something on my face?" Tanjirou asks with an amused smile because he's sure now that must be it, right? He probably has something on one of his cheeks...

Tokito shakes his head before putting both hands on his chin and sighing dreamily.

"I like to stare at you because you're beautiful."

Tanjirou almost chokes on his tea. His face turns red in seconds and he blinks in the Pillar's direction, still not believing what he just heard.

"Thank y-you, Tokito-san. You're pretty too."

Hearing the mist hashira giggle makes him feel more flustered, so he focuses on his meal instead.

"Sadly, I have to go," Tokito laments as soon as he spots his crow. "But I'll come see you again."

Tanjirou nods, smiling back, before his grin gets replaced by a surprised expression when Tokito takes both his hands and holds them close to his chest.

"I'm going to marry you, Tanjirou," the Pillar promises, making Tanjirou gasp. "You'll be my beautiful husband soon."

Tanjirou doesn't know what to say... is he... he's clearly joking, right?

However, when he's about to ask, Tokito leans closer to give him a quick kiss on the lips.

"I'll bring your first courting gift soon!" The hashira grins happily before getting up in order to follow his crow.

Even though part of him still doesn't believe what just happened, Tanjirou realizes that he's not opposed to the idea.

He needs to tell Nezuko as soon as possible.

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Thinking about Yin yu doing some random ass job and once again wondering why he has to do it when there are so many demons that would voluntarily give their left nut for Hua Cheng.

After finally dropping into a chair with a deep sigh, hands and feet hurting, some smaller abrasions and little cuts on his cheek he suddenly feels two warm hands cup his face. Gently cooing with his deep voice HC compliments and thanks YY for his hard work making YY's heart skip a beat. He then waves it off as he feels his cheeks getting warm from how flustered he's getting because HC's voice seems to make up for anything and everything he had done that day.

Which is why YY continues to do all the odd jobs.