I love the 2 cayde fics you've done. That exo dosnt get enough love. All I ask is a fic with some angst and a dramatic confession the exo himself. Do as you will with the rest and keep up the amazing writing đ
Iâve been waiting for this one yâall. Tysm anon!!
TW: Canon typical violence, near death experience.
âTake me with you.â
Heâd always said it as a joke. Well, not exactly.
If somebody had taken him up on the offer, he wouldâve gone in a heartbeat. But nobody did.
And then, you.
You, whose so dangerously like him.
You with the attitude that Zavala calls recklessness.
Cayde prefers fearlessness.
Itâs what he loves about you. Not that heâd ever say that. Not aloud.
The sun is setting rapidly on the Tower as you enter the Hall of Guardians, the last beams of sunlight landing on Cayde.
Cayde, the man the plagues your every thought.
Cayde, the only reason youâre ever excited to come back to the tower.
He looks up as he hears you walk in, the usual slouch he carries disappearing as his eyes fall on you. He straightens his back out, rolling his shoulders out to accentuate his height as much as he can.
Ikora stifles a laugh.
He does it every time you walk in, like clockwork. He looks casual enough, sounds it too. But the second he sees you, a small part of him turns into a nervous wreck.
âHey, Y/N.â
One of the many things heâs done to make you fall for him. He calls you by your name. Not Guardian, the same title given to every work mule in this tower.
No, to him?
Youâre a person.
âSix.â As you greet him your voice is breathier than you meant it to be.
He notices.
He doesnât say anything, though.
You catch him up on your latest job quickly. It was a boring one, and heâs tired of listening to it about a minute in.
Although, you have a nice voice.
He doesnât dwell on that too long.
As you finish up and go to leave you wait for a second, already knowing what heâll say.
He shifts, leaning in closer, his voice just a whisper as he brushes the side of your face.
Youâve been planning for this.
âHey, take me with you.â
Heâll regret that later.
But right now, as a smirk finds itâs way onto your lips, as your hands slide past eachothers and you slip a note into his hands.
Needless to say, regret is the last thing heâs feeling.
Even more so when he opens up the slip of paper and reads whatâs inside.
Meet me at the hangar when youâre done with work.
Cayde looks up, letting his eyes trail you as you walk away.
Heâs got quite a bit of work left to do.
Nevertheless, he decides heâs done after five minutes. Wasting the night on paperwork isnât exactly something Caydeâs willing to do.
Zavala eyes him suspiciously as he walks away hurriedly. He caught the interaction between you. Knowing the both of you, he assumes your plan canât be anything heâd approve of.
Ikora just smiles.
Caydeâs an adult and so are you. Even if you donât always act like it.
Besides, the tower can get boring. You two flirting tends to be a source of entertainment for her.
It feels like your stomach flips inside your body as you see Cayde walk into the hangar. Youâre not quite sure what you expected.
Youâd hoped he would come. Hell, itâd be unlike him not to.
But still, worry crept in. Made you wonder if he never saw you the way you see him.
Although, itâs not like this is a date.
Not officially, at least.
âHey.â Caydeâs voice snaps you out of your thoughts, and you look up at him as he steps in front of you, close enough that your chests nearly brush.
âWhatâs the plan, doll?â Heâs made a habit of calling you those kinds of names.
He just likes to see you blush when he does.
âNothing too special, just thought you might wanna get out of here for a while.â You step to the side as you talk, watching Caydeâs eyes light up as he sees the speeders waiting behind you.
You grin, not letting yourself stare at him too long.
âWhere we gonna go?â You ask him, trying not to let your eyes betray the nature of your feelings towards him as he turns to you.
âEDZ?â He asks. The conversation is simple.
Comfortable.
Sweet.
The kind of thing that makes you want to spend the rest of your nights doing just this.
You nod, going to walk past him before he catches your hand in his.
You turn around, inhaling sharply as he holds onto you.
âThank you.â His voice is low and earnest, a tone you donât think youâve ever seen him use with anybody else.
Itâs just for you.
This side of him that doesnât feel the need to crack a joke every other second just to fill the silence.
The side of him that knows he can be comfortable with you.
âWe both need it.â You answer simply.
He nods slowly, searching for the right words to say in reply.
Theyâre sitting right in front of him.
Three words. Three, simple, little, words.
âDamn right we do.â There he goes again.
Heâs wanted to say them.
Hell, heâs tried to.
But itâs like he chokes on his own feelings whenever he does.
Itâs too much, and this feels too good to risk ruining it.
Being a Guardian isnât a life full of joys. And being a vanguard?
Thereâs even less.
Youâre his best one.
Heâs not gonna put that on the line.
The ship ride down is quick, and on the speeders, youâre even faster.
You zip through a maze of pine trees, dodging boulders and fallen logs. The only sound you can hear is the wind flying past your ears, and Caydeâs laughter.
And taunts.
And, of course, flirtation.
âHow about if I win, I take you out for dinner?â He offers, shouting so that you can hear him.
In reality, youâd like nothing more.
You pretend otherwise for reasons youâre not even sure you completely understand.
âWeâre racing?â You ask, laughter bubbling up in your voice.
He rolls his eyes as if you shouldâve known this already.
âSweetheart, itâs always a race.â His voice reaches your ears, and you canât help but feel like this is heaven.
The wind in your hair, the freedom you feel, and him.
Itâs always been him.
Itâs like youâre not even on the ground anymore. So much so that when you enter a dark zone, you donât even notice.
And when fallen begin trailing you two?
You donât notice that either.
Eventually you come to a stop, climbing off your speeders breathlessly.
âHow was that for getting out of the tower?â You ask, leaning against a tree.
Cayde canât pay attention to a word youâre saying.
Your wind whipped hair falls to frame your face in waves. The playful little smirk on your lips that heâs grown to love so much.
Everything about you renders him speechless.
âCayde?â You question his uncharacteristic silence.
âI lo-â Those fated words almost leave him when the attack begins.
Fallen swarm you suddenly, coming in from every side.
Itâs a dogfight, and one neither of you are even close to prepared for.
Everything turns into a painful haze after a bullet is lodged into your ribs, even more so when you realize your ghost canât help you right now.
So much so that as the gunfire ceases, and as Cayde drags you out of the area, you can hardly tell whatâs happening.
Maybe itâs fear.
Although, if you were thinking clearly, you would know itâs probably blood-loss.
Suddenly your ghost is flying around you, healing up the wounds youâve sustained.
âY/N? Y/N?!â Caydeâs voice is laced with panic as he tries to get you to respond to him.
You attempt to sit up, only making yourself dizzy in the process and falling back.
Cayde catches you quickly, helping you to sit up.
âIâm fineâŚIâm fine.â You groan, rubbing your ribs. Your ghost might have healed you, but itâs still sore as all hell.
âYou almost died!â He responds, more worried than he would be in any other circumstance. Risk is part of your lives, he knows that.
But when it comes to you? All objectivity is lost.
âCayde, I almost die everyday. Itâs basically my job.â You try to joke, even though you know Caydeâs probably not in the mood for it.
He sighs, looking away, trying to find his reason.
He canât.
Because the only thing coursing through his mind is that this is his fault.
The only reason you were out here is because he wanted to get out of the tower.
You did this for him, and you almost died.
He almost lost you.
âIf I hadnât-â You cut him off before he can finish.
âCayde, this isnât anybodies fault, so donât go blaming yourself.â He sighs, running a hand over his face.
Youâre right, he knows that.
Still, it scared the shit out of him.
âIt doesnât matter, Y/N!â He doesnât mean to shout, he justâŚhe doesnât know how to feel.
âWeâre out here because of me. And because we were out here and because we were distracted you got hurt.â
Youâre starting to get confused. Why the hell is he taking this so hard?
âItâs really not a big deal, it happens. Whatâs going on with you?â You ask, standing up as he does too.
âIt wouldnât be a big deal if it werenât you.â His voice slowly trails off to a whisper as he responds.
Oh.
Oh.
So thatâs what this is about.
âCaydeâŚâ You begin, knowing exactly what that meant. He cuts you off before you can finish.
âNo- IâŚletâs just head home, okay?â
You roll your eyes. Youâre honestly shocked he hasnât realized that his feelings are reciprocated before.
âCayde.â You try again, and get interrupted again.
âWe donât have to talk about it.â He insists, trying to hide his shame.
Youâre smart. He knows you know now.
And the thought that you might not feel the same?
It kills him.
And how could you? How could you, beautiful, brave, daring, you, love him?
Him, the exo. The one that nobody takes seriously because he never demands it.
How could you love him?
You canât, heâs convinced himself of it.
He knows it.
âCayde, I love you!â You shout a little, trying to get him to shut up for a second.
And then his whole world shifts.
He whips around to look at you, searching for any humor in your face.
And all he finds is exactly what you said.
Love.
You love him.
As you walk towards him, everything feels like it slows. Your hand cups his face, your eyes boring into his.
âI love you.â You repeat, hoping he realizes just how serious you are.
And by God, he does.
He kisses you quickly, sweetly, nervously.
Itâs perfect.
Heâs perfect.
This, right here, this moment.
Itâs so, very, perfect.
He pulls away, looking down at you, your foreheads touching.
âI love you too.â
A/N: Wrote half of this in a Home Depot. Loved it. Hope yâall do too.
I have been SO excited to share this as it's been finished for many days now. @wrenandthemachine is truly AMAZING and I really can't thank her enough for making this for me. After I described what I wanted for this piece, she sent back a quick sketch and it was as if she'd actually looked into my brain and just plucked the whole thing right out. She also added in a few touches I hadn't thought of that just made it all the more romantic and special. In fact, it even sparked a little ficlet I made to go along with it and, in keeping with the traditional dates Bungie tended to release Crimson Days - once upon a time - I decided to post it today.
Wren, thank you, again. So, SO. much. đĽ˛đĽ°đš
I'd also like to thank @echosong971 for looking over the fic and giving me a thumbs up as well as offering up some great inspiration! đ
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The Courtyard had been bustling with activity all day. Guardians, their armor adorned in every shade of red, white, and pink, went running and bouncing about across the open space among the waves of fragrant and intricately arranged plumes of roses decorating every square inch of the Tower possible - some even strung together to form tiers of garland draped over edges and delicately hung about railings. Red silken petals fell from the blue sky above, landing all around like delicate snowflakes, only to slowly fade once they touched the concrete walkways and platforms then reform once again above, slowly descending all over again. A trick of technology, but romantic and fantastical nonetheless.
Even the Ghosts were getting in on the festivities, wearing special shells - some shaped like hearts, some, like their Guardians, awash in pinks, reds, whites and styles of every kind, but all a reflection of love. Many were even showing off endearing projections just for the occasion and all of them would go buzzing about and twirling through the air, chirping and giddy around fellow Ghosts and just as happy as their Guardians to have this time to reflect on something joyous and warm - something special: A bond that could never be broken, even as the Darkness continued to encroach on the Light.
As evening approached, and more and more Guardians began returning after a day of festivities and Crucible matches, a low, soft hum seemed to settle over the Tower. Tiny lights began to glow all around, some nestled in and about the roses, creating a warm and intimate candlelit atmosphere. People grew quieter, the sky took on a pinkish purple hue all around the Traveler, and, gradually, those whoâd found a special someone paired off to share a meal or drinks, or a little something more, while others gathered with friends, deciding to head into the City to the Cantinas to celebrate their friendships.
And me? I headed up a stairway leading to a balcony that overlooked the City. There, an all too familiar figure, his back to me, was casually leaning over the railing, gazing out beyond the bustle and activity below - out beyond the wall to the Wilderness and the first twinkling stars above. A soft wind blew in from the East, lifting his cloak ever so slightly, the tattered tails dancing at the backs of his calves. I smiled and walked over to him, leaning onto the railing next to him.
âQuite a sight, isnât it?â I murmured.
âAlways is,â he replied, not even turning his head to look at me, the edges of his hood hiding his face. âNever get tired of it, though.â
âMe either,â I softly smiled. âYou waiting here for someone?â I asked.
âMy wife,â he told me. âThought Iâd surprise her. Take her out to dinner someplace special. Someplace really romantic. Totally wow her. Maybe even get lucky later.â
I grinned, holding my bottom lip between my teeth to stifle a laugh, even as I continued to look out at the City. The lights were beginning to glow brighter as the sun started to fully set, the warm hues in the sky growing richer as they grew darker. Celebratory music could be heard rising up from below and off in the distance, fiery red heart-shaped lanterns began to float up toward the Traveler.
It was beautiful.
âSo, where is she?â I asked him.
He sighed. âOh ⌠sheâs got this habit of trynna save the world,â he dramatically lamented, waving his hand out over the City. âDamned annoying if ya ask me,â he added, making me smile again.
âTrying to save the world sounds like a pretty big task. Good thing sheâs got you around to keep her spirits up for something so monumental.â
âI know, right?â He all too readily agreed, his tone lifting with pride. âI should get a medal!â
I couldnât help it, I laughed softly, breaking character, and looked over at him just as he finally turned his head to look at me. His azure faceplates glistening with the reflections of the warm yellow-orange lights all around us, making them take on a shimmering, greenish hue.
So beautiful.
His blue eyes though, they never changed. The optics were like deep pools of water, soft and adoring as they cascaded over the features of my face, as if he were seeing me for the first time again and wanted to memorize each and every facet, a tender smile forming on his lips.
âSorry Iâm late,â I murmured.
âEh,â he grunted, giving a dismissive wave of his hand. âFigured you would be. Damned Hive are so inconsiderate when it comes to other peopleâs plans.â
âThe absolute worst. I think Iâm going to complain to their boss next time,â I nodded, and we both laughed before a comfortable silence settled around us again.
âI got somethinâ for ya,â he whispered and I looked over at him as he reached behind himself and under his cloak, carefully revealing a single red rose heâd had hidden there. It was in full bloom, its plump petals like red velvet - rich and decadent. He turned and took a step closer to me, and I watched as he lifted the rose to my forehead. As soon as the petals touched my skin I sighed and smiled, my eyes closing of their own volition, the light, pleasantly soft tickle of the flower trailing down over the curves and dips of my features, slowly moving lower and lower, eliciting goosebumps all over my body, my heart skipping a beat. As the petals brushed over the tip of my nose he paused, giving me a moment to breathe in the delicious warm scent, the fragrance like fresh raspberries in the sun - sensual and delicious. I slowly licked my lips and sighed, wiggling my toes inside my boots to stave off the desire to just rip his armor off right here. As If he knew exactly what I was thinking, a heady chuckle rose from his throat and he moved on, tracing the outline of my lips, then down over my chin and further still, down along the side of my neck, teasing the senistive skin until he reached the collar of my armor.
Just as the sensation of the petals faded away, warm, yet giving metal touch my lips, lovingly pressing against them with practiced tenderness. The heat of his body made the light sprinkle of the musky cologne heâd put on earlier that day waft all around me, making my breath hitch with even greater excitement. I let a tiny moan escape me, opening my mouth to him, blindly sliding my hands up over the leather padded armor of his chest and shoulders, then up around the back of his neck, cradling the back of his head through his hood. His lips parted, and I beckoningly lapped at the underside of his upper lip, drawing him in further, hearing and feeling a low rumble from deep in his throat as it vibrated through him. A strong arm curled around my waist, pulling me into him possessively, the gentle kiss becoming more heated, more passionate, and more and more intense and needy as we playfully and eagerly gasped into each others mouths and teased and nipped at each otherâs lips before we barely managed to pull ourselves back, panting and gazing into each others eyes.
âWow,â I sighed, catching my breath, feeling how cool the air suddenly seemed on my flushed cheeks. âReally missed me today, didnât you, handsome?â I asked, sliding my hands back down to rest on his chest and maybe just maintain some balance as I felt a bit weak in the knees.
âI always do,â he murmured, his eyes half-lidded. Even though his armor, I could feel his heart racing under my palms.
âMaybe we should order in instead,â I purred, holding my bottom lip between my teeth as I gave him a wanton and predatory gaze.
He arched a sharp eyebrow at me before returning the look, winking. âMaybe.â
I grinned and pressed back against him, hugging him as close as my heavy armor would allow, tucking my head under his jaw with another contented sigh. Both his arms were around me in an instant, hugging me right back, swaying us slowly to some unknown melody in the air.
The day had been long and grueling. Heâd had official duties heâd had to see to here and hadnât been able to join me.
That hadnât stopped him, though.
From the moment Iâd left this morning until I returned to the Hanger not too long ago, heâd been on the comms with me, chatting and joking with me, throwing biting witticisms at our enemies as if he were right there beside me.
I never once felt alone.
Still, through it all, and even with his giddy baritone ringing in my ears, all I could think was there was nowhere else in all creation Iâd wanted to be than in his arms.
When we finally and reluctantly eased back from one another, he handed the rose to me with a smile and dotingly tucked a few strands of unruly hair, mussed from my helmet and the gentle winds, back behind my ear, then kissed my forehead. I smiled again and sniffed at the rose once more, the scent intoxicatingly sweet. He quietly chuckled and I grinned, then wrapped my arm around his left bicep, holding onto him as we both turned together and leaned back over the railing, gazing down at the City.
I curled in closer to his side and rested my head on his shoulder. âI love you, you know that?â I whispered.
I felt him tilt his head to rest against mine. âI love you, too,â he whispered back, laying his free hand over the one I had holding the rose.
âHappy Crimson Days, Ais.â
âHappy Crimson Days, Cayde.â
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Rainy Daysđ§ď¸
Hazard x Reader
A/N: Itâs been raining here for a couple of days and whatâs better than wrapping yourself in a blanket? Having a bigass bf that can give you twice the warmth.
Summary: Hazard spends time with you at your place
The storm outside raged with a ferocity that rattled the windows of your workshop. Rain lashed against the glass, and the occasional crack of thunder made you jump despite yourself. But inside, the world was warm and quiet, a sanctuary from the chaos beyond.
You sat on the worn couch in the corner of the room, wrapped in a blanket. Beside you, Hazard lounged, his arms draped casually along the back of the couch. His presence was as steadying as the glow of the workshopâs dim lights. Youâd never admit it out loud, but moments like this made your heart feel fuller than it had in years.
âYe´dont need to keep checkinâ the windowâ he said, his thick Scottish accent rolling over you like the warmest whiskey. âThe stormâs not gonna burst in here anâ take us by surprise.â
You gave him a playful glare. âMaybe Iâm just making sure youâre not going to bolt back outside for some harebrained stunt.â
Hazardâs laugh was deep and rumbling, like distant thunder, but far more comforting. âAye, Iâve done my share of daft things, but I will not be leavinâ yer side tonight. âSpecially when itâs this cozy.â
You rolled your eyes, but the faint blush creeping up your neck betrayed your amusement. âCozy, huh? Youâre just saying that because youâre hogging most of the blanket.â
âAch, come here thenâ he said, shifting to drape the blanket over you properly. His arm slid around your shoulders as he pulled you closer. âBetter?â
You hesitated for a moment, then let yourself relax against him. The solid warmth of his chest, the faint scent of smoke and metal that always seemed to cling to him, made your worries melt away.
âMuch betterâ you murmured, the words barely audible above the storm.
âYe know lass, Iâve been thinkinââ he began, his voice softer now. âIn all my years, Iâve seen explosions, chaos, anâ more close calls than I care to count. But nothinââanâ I mean nothinââcompares to moments like this.â
You tilted your head to look up at him, his expression uncharacteristically serious. âYou mean... moments where youâre not actively blowing things up?â
Hazard snorted, shaking his head. âAye, somethinâ like that. Youâve got a way of makinâ me feel... grounded. Anâ thatâs not somethinâ Iâm used to.â
Your chest tightened at his words, a warmth spreading through you that had nothing to do with the blanket. âYouâre not so bad yourselfâ you said softly, your fingers lightly tracing the edge of his prosthetic arm. âWhen youâre not driving me up the wall, that is.â
Hazard chuckled again, the sound vibrating through you. âAch, admit it, ye love it. Keeps life interestinâ, eh?â
âMaybeâ you said, a small smile tugging at your lips.
He tightened his hold on you, resting his chin atop your head. âYeâre somethinâ else, ye know that?â
The storm outside seemed distant now, its fury no match for the warmth of his embrace. Minutes passed in comfortable silence, the two of you simply enjoying the closeness. His fingers absently traced patterns along your arm, a small, soothing gesture that made your eyelids grow heavy.
âHave ye ever thought about whatâs next?â he murmured suddenly, his voice low and thoughtful.
âWhat do you mean?â you asked, tilting your head slightly to look up at him.
âThis life, the missions, the danger... itâs a wild ride. But sometimes, I think about somethinâ quieter. Maybe a small place of our own. No storms, no explosions. Just us.â His gaze softened, a rare vulnerability showing through.
Your heart swelled at his words, the thought of a future with him warming you more than the blanket ever could. You reached up, brushing a stray strand of hair from his face. âThat sounds perfectâ you whispered.
His lips curved into a soft smile, and he leaned down, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead. âPerfect.â
And as the storm continued its futile assault outside, the two of you stayed wrapped in each otherâs arms, dreaming of a tomorrow filled with peace and quiet moments just like this.
Seconda puntata speciale. Oggi infatti è il compleanno di @jazzluca e pertanto la festeggerò passando sotto i riflettori sul suo Autobot preferito...
NOTA: Alcune immagini non sono mie, ma vengono dal sito DeviantArt. Articolo scritto da me, con l'approvazione di @jazzluca.
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SPECIALE 2: JAZZ, un guerriero âstilosoâ
Fallo con stile o non farlo affatto!, questa è la sua filosofia di vita. Un Bot dal riconoscibilissimo altmode di Porsche 935 Turbo, sempre appassionato di modi e costumi delle culture autoctone di qualunque pianeta su cui si rechi (come la nostra Terra), il cui ruolo principale è sempre rimasto quello di agente speciale e sabotatore. Abilissimo guerriero, JAZZ (Tigre da noi in Italia) è il Bot âgiustoâ per antonomasia, abituato appunto a fare tutto con stile. In generale, egli è il braccio destro di Optimus Prime fin da prima della partenza da Cybertroncon lâArca, ma dopo lâesilio sulla Terra questo suo ruolo si fa altalenante, forse perchĂŠ troppo occupato a immergersi nelle abitudini terrestri. Quando però la situazione lo richiede, Jazz è sempre pronto ad affrontare i Decepticon con la sua abilitĂ e i suoi potenti altoparlanti che sparano musica a palla! Ormai allâattivo conta ben cinque apparizioni nei millemila universi Transformer, di cui almeno una nel Movie-verso, e per questo motivo entra di diritto nella Hall of Fame dei TF.
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Del G1 Jazz contiamo apparizioni nel cartone, nel film del 1986 (come membro della Base Luna Uno insieme al buon Cliffjumper) nei fumetti âclassiciâ della Marvel e in quelli âmoderniâ della IDW con tanto di Spotlight, ma la popolaritĂ del personaggio raggiunge lâapice in concomitanza dellâuscita nel 2007 del primo capitolo della saga live action di Michael Bay: sia nel suddetto lungometraggio sia nei fumetti ad esso dedicati, Jazz non si trasforma piĂš in una Porsche ma in una Pontiac Solstice argentata, pur mantenendo però lâiconico assetto della testa con le âorecchie di gattoâ e il visore, ora retrattile. In questa continuitĂ Jazz mantiene il ruolo di primo ufficiale e il pallino nellâassimilare le culture aliene con tanto di famosa/famigerata parlantina da âfigoneâ (ÂŤCiao, raga. Che si dice? Ganzo, questo posto... ci sto dentro!Âť); purtroppo, la sua sarĂ unâapparizione una tantum, giacchĂŠ il povero Bot finirĂ fatalmente e letteralmente spaccato a metĂ dal redivivo Megatron.
Per sua fortuna, quel gran genio di Derrick J. Wyatt lo âresuscitaâ per un ruolo da protagonista nella sua serie capolavoro Animated, etichettandolo addirittura come membro della Guardia dâĂlite di Ultra Magnus e abilissimo esperto nelle arti marziali armato di nunchuck, nonchĂŠ un Bot curioso ed interessato a conoscere le culture aliene, anche quelle organiche... proprio come il G1! La cattiva notizia per noi fan italiani è che le sue gesta non vanno oltre la Stagione 2, a causa della mancata importazione della 3 in terra nostrana. E secondo The Allspark Almanac II, nella defunta Stagione 4 Jazz sarebbe stato inserito nel cast principale al posto di Prowl, cosĂŹ come Ironhide avrebbe sostituito Bulkhead â un palese rimando allâentourage ristretto del primo film di Bay!
Lâanno seguente, in occasione della BotCon, a Jazz tocca anche una particina nellâuniverso speculare Shattered Glass (accompagnato addirittura dal fratello gemello Ricochet) ma nonostante adesso sia un Autobot âcattivoâ, sfoggia uno schema di colori identico al G1... ehm, al G2 Jazz âbuonoâ, stereotipato al punto che parla come il mitico B. A. Baracus della serie TV A-Team.
Il viaggio di Jazz non finisce qui. GiĂ nella ContinuitĂ Allineata, infatti, egli copre un paio di ruoli importanti nei romanzi di Alex Irvine, nelle serie animate e nei videogiochi del dinamico duo Activision/High Moon Studios. Nel secondo caso, avremmo dovuto vederlo in azione nella serie in CGI TRANSFORMERS: Prime (con tanto di design curato dallâartista nostrano Emiliano Santalucia) e invece le nostre erano state delle speranze infrante. Per fortuna, il debutto del personaggio nelle serie moderne risale a una puntata della serie Robot in Disguise 2015, Sottoterra della Stagione 1: mandato sulla Terra dallâAlto Consiglio per indagare sullâincidente della nave-prigione Alchemor, Jazz incontra la squadra di Bumblebee, e insieme catturano lâennesimo Decepticon fuggitivo, non senza prima aver insegnato un paio di dritte a un entusiasta Sideswipe. In questa veste, Jazz è sempre il guerriero rilassato, fermo, estroverso e giovale che abbiamo imparato a conoscere, e la sua leggendaria capacitĂ di mantenere la calma nelle situazioni critiche è tale che gli permette di sconfiggere anche i nemici piĂš pericolosi; ma nello stesso tempo è talmente estroverso da diventare subito simpatico agli occhi di Sideswipe, quasi come fosse un fratello maggiore! La cosa sorprendente è che lâaspetto generale del personaggio non solo è reminiscente alla controparte G1, ma possiede anche lo stesso potere dello âspettacolo di luci e suoni stordenteâ tipico dellâantenato originale, nonchĂŠ lâinedito visore retrattile ereditato dallâomonimo Movie. Nellâe-dizione italiana, inoltre, è doppiato da Gabriele Calindri, la stessa dellâomonimo Animated, quindi potremo dire che a questo punto il cerchio si chiude, no?
Anche nella Cybertron devastata dalla Guerra nella fortunata saga di videogiochi La Battaglia per Cybertron Jazz è sempre stato un protagonista versatile: se nel primo capitolo lo vediamo solo come cameoe poi come personaggio DLC per la campagna multiplayer, nel secondo (dal titolo La Caduta di Cybertron) è addirittura coinvolto nella pericolosa missione di recupero di Grimlock nel Mare di Ruggine, accompagnato da Cliffjumper come nel film dellâ86: qui il nostro amico ha come talento speciale lâutilizzo di un rampino, che gli permette non solo di spostare oggetti altrimenti troppo pesanti ma anche di issarsi da una piattaforma allâaltra. In questo senso, il Jazz Cybertroniano è praticamente lâalter ego alieno del G1 con annesso lâassetto pre-terrestre del robot e del veicolo, nonchĂŠ il suo âbiglietto da visitaâ che compare tra i tanti suggerimenti durante i caricamenti del gioco!
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La domanda che sorge spontanea è: quanti modellini Jazz ha avuto nel corso della sua esistenza? Ce ne sono tantissimi: basti pensare che, considerando quelli piĂš importanti, il G1 ne conti meno di dieci (inclusa la ristampa G2), tra modellini originali âclassiciâ e rivisitazioni moderne. Il piĂš âanzianoâ di tutti è ovviamente il G1 del 1984, o meglio il Diaclone dellâanno precedente, lo stesso modellino che lâitaliana GIG importò dal Giappone insieme ai primissimi TF con i nomi italianizzati, appunto, e Jazz fu uno dei primi ad essere pubblicizzato â ricordate gli spot sul retro dei numeri di Topolino dellâepoca? Non solo, rilasciò anche un gift set chiamato Set Commandos con le figure di Jazz, Bumblebee, Grimlock e Starscream, e il boom classicheggiante continua negli anni 1989/90 con le serie Pretender e Action Master, rispettivamente dei robot chiusi in gusci umani a moâ di uovo di Pasqua e action figure non trasformabili dotati delle armi e gadget piĂš disparati. Ovviamente anche il nostro Jazz era presente in quelle linee e come Pretender era molto simpatico fin dal guscio umano munito di tuta bianca e azzurra e un casco che ricorda la testa del robot originale! Come Action Master, invece, in Italia si chiamava Bionic ed era simile per aspetto al settei del cartone animato e munito di uno skateboard che alla bisogna poteva diventare la sua arma.
Nel Duemila Jazz continua a essere un personaggio popolare, al punto da meritarsi nel 2004 un trattamento Alternator, Transformer con altmode ispirati a modelli reali di veicoli su licenza in formato die-cast, generalmente in scala 1:24. Lo storico Tigre si becca una bellissima Madza RX-8 bianca e nera, il cui stampo sarĂ riutilizzato per una versione rossa rilasciata per il mercato nipponico. Tra il 2008 e il 2010, intanto, è lâepoca dei cosiddetti CHUG, cioè delle linee Classic/Henkei, Universe e Generations: qui Jazz esce in due varianti, un adorabile Universe Legends purtroppo senza accessori (ma molto somigliante al G1) e un Deluxe altrettanto bello, capostipite dei Reveal the Shield della linea Transformers (2010) â anchâesso molto G1-esco, sebbene lâaltmode è un ibrido tra la Porsche 935 Turbo dello stesso e la Pontiac Solstice del Movie, nonchĂŠ la pistola simile a quella del Pretender; ciononostante, è un modello considerato uno delle trasposizioni moderne piĂš fedeli del personaggio originale, visti gli impianti stereo che fuoriescono dalle âaliâ del robot che riecheggiano le tipiche armi G1!
Sul finire del 2017 viene rilasciato un modellino di Jazz per la linea Power of the Prime (terza parte della cosiddetta âTrilogia Primeâ), il quale condivide caratteristiche e ingegneria simili alle action figure Combiner Wars nonostante non sia il remolddi un personaggio preesistente â anche se, in effetti, presenta la gimmik della trasformazione in un arto per Combiner. Con il suo altmodeispirato a una Porsche 962, Jazz torna dagli anni Ottanta in questa nuova veste, e non è lâunico. Tre anni dopo, arriva persino il suo tributo nella Studio Series, piĂš precisamente nella sottolinea dedicata al 35esimo anniversario del film animato â una gradita sorpresa che di certo ha reso felice i fan di questo spettacolare Autobot. Unâunica differenza: sulle portiere è presente il numero 14 e non il 4 a causa dei diritti ancora oggi detenuti dal modellino Diaclone.
E le altre iterazioni? Il Movie Jazz di cui sopra ha ben cinque modellini diversi, tra cui un Legends, un Deluxe il cui robot lascia molto a desiderare; un altrettanto deludente Fast Action Battler e due bellissime chicche (e mezzo!). Se si desidera avere una fedele riproduzione della controparte CGI del film del 2007, la Hasbro rilascia le cosiddette âRobot Replicheâ, statuine non trasformabili che riproducono fedelmente lâaspetto dei robot nei minimi dettagli... e tra questi câè proprio Jazz, con tanto di avambracci intercambiabili! Allo stesso modo, la serie Titanium propone unâaltra statuina di Jazz, questa volta in formato die-cast con articolazioni solo dalla vita in su. Per fortuna, per la serie Human Alliance del 2010, ecco che arriva il modellino âdefinitivoâ: il Jazz di questa linea è virtualmente perfetto in entrambe le modalitĂ , e la gimmik del visore retrattile nella testa è un bel tocco di classe davvero apprezzabile.
Lâarrivo del modello Studio Series prima e del Masterpiece poi ha strappato tale primato dal suddetto modellino, e adesso siamo di fronte a una replica piĂš grande e una piĂš piccola del primo ufficiale Autobot che ha avuto la sfortuna di debuttare e morire nello stesso film. Lo SS Jazz è fedele e ben fatto con la carrozzeria argentata e snodato il giusto, senza rotazione del bacino ma con la possibilitĂ di inclinare lateralmente i piedi, anche se per far ciò si porta dietro i pannelli degli stinchi. Può storcere il naso che il fatto di essere una figurepiccola, ma questo è dovuto solo per mantenere la scala con gli altri modelli della linea. E il Masterpiece? Iniziata come una riproposizione giapponese di un paio di bei giocattoloni giĂ visti in Occidente, il ramo dedicato al Movieverse si è poi giustamente evoluto, dalla terza uscita, in ciò che dovrebbe essere, ovvero il meglio a livello di somiglianza e scala dei robot visti al cinema che devono rappresentare: questo Jazz, pertanto, è unâottima aggiunta alla collezione dei fan del personaggio ed agli amanti dei cosiddetti âBayformerâ, grazie alla splendida somiglianza al modello in CGI ed allâalta posabilitĂ , anche nelle dita delle mani! Magari qualche articolazione è un poâ lasca, e rispetto alle altre auto della linea non è altissimo (ma questo è per via dellâaccuratezza della scala fra i robot), ma a parte ciò è davvero una piccola, grande opera dâarte.
Per la linea Animated del 2008, il Deluxe Jazz è una vera pietra miliare per il suo look a dir poco accattivante, nonchĂŠ lâaltmode ibrido tra la Porsche 935 Turbo dellâomonimo G1 e una Corvette anni Cinquanta. Il personaggio, poi, è caratterizzato in maniera magistrale e il colore bianco con parti nere poste in punti strategici, dona davvero lâillusione che Jazz indossa una stilosa tutina da ballerino funky, tanto alla moda in certi ambienti americani. Inoltre, piĂš si guarda quel collo leggermente ricurvo e la parte alta del casco (che sembra quasi un berretto con visiera) convince sempre di piĂš di quanto lo stile adottato per i personaggi Animated sia fresco e rivoluzionario e, al contempo, dannatamente compatibile e cucito addosso ai profili caratteriali dei personaggi G1 che tanto amiamo! Di questâottimo modello sono uscite due ristampe, il Freeway Jazz con colori ispirati alla controparte filmica e una figure esclusiva della BotCon 2011 con le fattezze dello Stunticon Dead End.
La ContinuitĂ Allineata, intanto, ci regala giusto un paio di figure col nome di Jazz, a cominciare dal bellissimo Deluxe per la linea Generations dedicata al videogioco La Caduta di Cybertron: armato di una normalissima pistola omaggiante il G1, Jazz possiede delle parti posticce quali le ruote scolpite sui piedi per esigenze di show-accuracy, poichĂŠ quelle vere sono nascoste dietro i pannelli delle braccia. Inoltre, lâassetto del torace, normalmente parallelo al terreno, è inclinato verso il basso, forse come arrangiamento per il futuro remold (pesante!) in Sideswipe. Per i RiD2015, esiste un solo modellino: un Warrior che però pecca in colorazione (corretta comunque nellâequivalente Takara Adventure) nonostante una discreta scultura in entrambe le modalitĂ ; modello che sarĂ lievemente modificato sulla testa per il gift set Drift Origins per la Takara.
CONCLUSIONE
Con gli anni abbiamo avuto altri Autobot âstilosiâ, ma Jazz verrĂ ricordato come il loro capostipite e anche il piĂš famoso. Ă iconico, è simpatico per la sua parlantina pseudo-giovanile e per il suo amore per la musica. Il suo ritorno in auge sarebbe ben piĂš che gradito per gli appassionati ed è veramente rassicurante che col tempo abbiamo avuto modellini che lo raffigurano nel miglior modo possibile. Doppi pollici in su per Jazz, allora!
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Hes a Libra. Hes only NOT calm and collected around friends he really trusts.
He is on the autism spectrum and one of his hyperfixations is DND.
He forgave hanzo years ago and tries to get him to brotherly things to try and help cheer up his brother, even if thats just making tea and sitting in silence together.
Genji CAN be a handful when he gets excited, but he's a sweetie and means well.
Hes not proud of who he was during blackwatch, and declined an offer to talon, having seen no good in its cause.
Genji and hanzos dragons can become physical, and genji named his soba. They behave kinda like ferrets.
Genji has most of his face, and other parts of his body, so he is able to eat, use the bathroom, smile, the important things
He and hanzo try to teach eachother their weapons and it never goes well.
Genjis footsteps are borderline silent, and he accidentally sneaks up on people a lot.
His armor comes off in pieces, but he does have protective metal platong on his body where his injuries are.
Part of genjis injuries are actually BURNS, being on his right arm, shoulder, and part of his face from where hanzo used his dragons against him.
So ummm....may i request a Hazard x Reader, and reader helps with fine tuning and maintenance on Haz's arm and legs and other cyborg bits (cybits? idk his none fleshy parts). It's soooo qjhfjsiajnsbjiaodhshaksk
[your works are *chefs kiss* and honestly, i shall binge on the feast]
Bruh I done spent a whole day writing this,, all for you my spicy little sun rays,, feast upon THIS!!!!
Hazard found himself flying through the battlefield, hydraulically jumping over enemies to capture his target. He used his large gun arm as a blunt object to bludgeon with, multiple dents as heads continuously crashed against it. The lasers he shot at them were off centered and wild, but he tried to play it off. He was primal, scratching and biting when his gun arm inevitably fell off. He could only shield his team with his vanadium spikes near the end of the battle. He was left more vulnerable than ever, but at least they won, right? The parts are replaceable after all.
The truth is, Fin was struggling out there. His heart couldnât handle the amount of adrenaline he needed to keep on pushing. The same old parts just werenât working, leading him to be uncomfortable with his body even more. His teammates help pick up his bits, and settled him into the van. He was trying to be still, but the waves of stress kept coming over him. With his one arm, his hand bloody and shaking he reaches into his leather coat pocket and pulls out a smoke. He rolls down the window,,, just staring on and trying to think.
He noticed that they werenât driving back to the lair, giving him more anxiety. âAye, where ya takin us?â He asked. âLook. You need some relaxation, big guy. You keep doing this to yourself, you need to chill. You literally fought your own ass off today, whatâs up with that?â Susie makes him shut down a little, like he hasnât even thought of the fact, but he does chuckle a little. They were all visibly worried about him.
âAlright, ahâll try. âm sorry for scarinâ ya.â He admits. When the van pulls up, one runs inside. He doesnât even know where he is, it looks like theyâre in someoneâs garage. When they come back, there you are with big work goggles on. Heâs enamored by you, the way you smile when you greet him. He didnât even hear anything you were really saying, it was like his eyes were fixated on you and there was beautiful music in his ears. Suddenly your arms are around him and heâs floating in a dream, giggling to himself.
In reality, youâre just settling him into a wheelchair. âFindlay?â He hears you call his name, looking up. âYou alright? You donât have any brain damage or anything, do you?â You try to shine a light in his eyes, and he sort of snaps out his lovesickness. âOh, na brain damage. Juist heartache.â He says with a pretty grin.
Your mutual friends are giggling amongst each other, and theyâre already betting on the outcome of this interaction. You were just a helpful mechanic, and had a few of your own body mods as well. Youâd helped a couple of their team with their tech before, but you were unfamiliar with the big guy other than hearing about him. Hazard is very flirtatious, and although tempting youâve gotta focus. You bid the other Phreaks goodbye and help Fin into your home/workshop. You have all of his parts laid out on a table already, mangled and twisted as hell.
Your hands were all over him, checking measurements for new parts and fitting different equipment onto his body. âSo⌠whatâs yer name?â He asked, and you responded, âY/N.â
âOh ye, A've heard yer name around afore. Ye mist be good at yer job!â He says, watching you. That tension from before was lifted away by your angelic fingertips. There was a comfort that you brought to the room. Your place was very cool as well, heâd never seen such an extensive arrangement of tools before.
He chatted with you as you worked on his gear, telling you lots of funny stories and making you laugh. It seemed like his life was full of adventure, he had so much to say about his time in training camps and stories about his friends. When he asked, you told him the story of how you earned your robotic limb. Youâd done something courageous to make an effort to save someone else instead of yourself in an accident. He could relate to your pain, and reminded you that the Phreaks would always have a place for you.
âYe'r fĂ ilte tae hang around mah lot. In fact, ye'r an honorary member already wi' ye helping us out all th' time.â He means well, and you appreciate the offer. âI spent a lot of work to fix up this place to how it is now, Iâm not ready to walk away from it. Youâre always welcome back here too!â You smile at him. Youâre a great listener considering his big mouth. You get his sense of humor, and you donât have to ask him to repeat himself too much.
You took a little lunch break together, and offered him some of your snacks. You showed him your living area, and he met your animal companion. He has his own dog shared between him and his mates. He is polite and thanks you for the meal, and you reply that itâs no trouble.
Two more hours of work passed by very quickly with more chatting, that slowly twisted into flirting. You stood beside him in his seated position, piecing him back together. His large frame was bent to your every will, telling him to move this way and that. He was like a puppy, following your every command in hope of a treat.
You knelt down, your hand holding his nubby leg and attaching new parts on. You looked over his tattoos and asked about them, interested in their meanings. You showed him so much care throughout the whole process, he was lucky to have you. He was put back together properly, and you helped him up out of the chair to stand on his own two feet again. His hands lingered in yours for a bit longer than intended, and he was towering above you, looking into your eyes with a happy expression.
When you moved back, he expressed his great condition by flexing for you and doing some moves, which you enjoyed. He was very ripped, nearly busting out of the leather jacket he wore. âThis is th' best a've felt in ages!â He exclaimed as he explored his new limits. Your additions added a much needed comfort to his parts, and perhaps now he wouldnât get so beat up now that he had something to appreciate.
He couldnât help himself but give you a big ol hug, you were surrounded in his hefty arms as he picked you up in the process. You were just happy to help him, and wanted to see him at his best again. He was powerful like this now, and he had a new confidence to bring home with him. He stuck around a little while longer to express his gratitude, and he told you heâd be back again soon.
You missed him a little once he was gone,, a lot of people acted too punk to talk to you, or rude so they could show off to your friends. He was one of a kind, truly on your side. Maybe it was a mirage and he was showing you his nice side, like so many others have manipulated you. You were worried when you should have been happy at the gift he left on your doorstep- a potted plant along with some treats for your animal, and a little handwritten note. You missed him when he came knocking on your door-but heâll come back to see what you think.
It lingered on your mind, as you watered the plant and found a spot for it, what his true intentions were. Youâd find out, soon enough.
It was late at night, and you were drifting asleep when suddenly an alarm was triggered. You looked up at the clock, confused at first before you realize itâs a burglar, a crash coming from within the house. You shoot out of bed, grabbing something to defend yourself with and head out. For a second, in your sleepy state you thought it would be Hazard.
âHaz?â You called out, turning a light on one after one. Your animal was hissing/growling at the closed door to the garage. You moved it behind you,listening to the crashing around and the alarm screaming, before opening the door. At the same time, Hazard had made his way through the front door appearing at the same moment you locked eyes with the robber.
Your weapon pointed at them, and they dropped theirs along with everything they intended to steal. They looked terrified of you, but when you looked behind you Hazard was there. His metal gun pointed right between their eyes.
He defends you and your sanctuary, protecting what is rightfully yours and sending this scumbag a painful message. The robber got thrown out to deal with the authorities, and you were left shaken up, trying to laugh it off with Hazard at your side.
âThanks for helping me deal with that,, I donât know what Iâd do without you.â You take him into a hug, grateful to have him.
âAye, yer welcome. Am glad I checked on ya. Whaâ you think o my gift?â He leans into your welcoming touch. The way you were so soft, treating him the same was melting his heart. Youâre feeling the same energy- he is not as scary as he presents himself, and you feel a new warmth that once was not there.
âThe plant is very pretty, itâs up in my window. My pet also really liked the snacks. I love it,,, I donât get gifts very often.â
He pats your head in a loving manner, and helps you clean up the mess. You see now, these actions are his way of showing you he means no harm. Heâs honestly trying to to show his gratitude for all youâve done. After itâs all cleaned up, itâs just you and him in the dimly lit space.
You try to reassure him youâll be okay, but he seems worried about your well-being after the stunt with the burglar. You eventually ask if he wants to stay the night, and he accepts. You were joking at first, but he actually said yes.
So you lay on the couch with him at your side, watching a movie as you share a snack. You end up falling asleep against him and he doesnât want to move an inch in fear of making you uncomfortable. Youâre as cute as a kitten, your body in a circle shape snuggled against his side. His arm rests on your back, and he leans his head back, falling asleep shortly in time.
You wake up cuddled up like Hazardâs teddy bear. The fluffy blanket covers you both and your animal is sound asleep under your legs. Fin is awake with his eyes closed, enjoying this nice soft moment he didnât think heâd get to have. His gun arm is unattached and laying on the floor. He feels your fingers caress over his shape, running over his hard muscles and shoulders before resting on his cheek. His eyes open and you look at each other, sharing the moment of waking up together. You smile, and you both begin to laugh before he moves in to steal a kiss.
Youâre startled, even though you saw this coming, you embraced it anyways. Your heart was racing just from the little peck, it felt so good to be loved. You smooch him back, in a swift motion before you climb over him and off the couch. Loving him just came naturally to you, you hoped this was a sign things were meant to be.
âAâll take ya to get breakfast, love. Maybe we could have a lilâ date?â He pulls you back into his chest for another cuddle. Heâll treat you good until he runs out of everything, you mean a lot to him.
Ghost Shells, 2023
What's your big opinion on every Sonic character don't skip any detail
Dude, do you know how many sonic characters are there?
Like a lot. So im gonna keep it on the main ones LOLL
Maybe i'll add to this tho. We'll see.
HERE WE GO!!
Sonic: He's my favourite character of all times! Such a funky fella. I love his way of thinking, (as in everyone deserves second chances and freedom is important) and of acting, with the whole attitude. He gives me a sense of freedom that i haven't felt from any other media at all! Its quite impressive honestly. I could write pages upon pages on how Sonic as a character is like the peak of literature in my eyes, but this post would get way too long. In summary tho, i like almost every aspect of Sonic the Character.
Tails: The baby! I also really love tails! I think his role as a sideckick is very endearing, and is a great balance to sonic in all possible ways. One problem with modern Tails, though. He's portrayed as a coward. And like??? That's not who he is?? Like C'mon sega.
Knuckles: He don't chuckle!! Final part of team Sonic, and Sonic's first rival! I really like the knucklehead. But as is the norm, Sega screwed him up badly on Boom. I despise that they're supposed to be the same Knuckles. Because they're not. I like Boom Knuckles, as his own character, but granted, Boom is an acquired taste.
Amy: Honorary part of team sonic! I love her! Mostly on the IDW Comics. I think they handle her excellently in there. I know that Amy is a hated character by the fanbase because most say that her only purpose is to be the "girl character love interest" and i can agree up to some point in some games, but in IDW she's sooo much better. We stan IDW Sonic.
Shadow: Yet another case of Sega making character assassination. Shadow's like, one of the most complex sonic characters there are, If not THE most complex one. And i love that! Though im very sad that Sega hasn't been able to replicate that SA2 Magic quite as well. Will SonicXShadow (heh) give him justice? Stay tuned.
Rouge: MY GIRL!! Ok so controversial opinion, Rouge's my second favourite sonic character, just because i think its hilarious that she (once) was the leader of team Dark. So She commanded a killing machine and An alien experiment. What a girlboss! 10/10 Character.
Omega: Gotta be honest, not much of an omega fan. But i really like his dynamic w/Rouge and Shadow. It's pretty sweet that they become friens :)
Cream: The other baby! I think she's the sweetest character. Like fr. I really want to see her more often on the games! Though i get why in recent games she hasn't appeared. Suddenly the adventures got way too serious. Still want her back in the games though!
Blaze: Fire princess! I fr am so salty that she isn't as much in the games. Like, what gives? She's such a successful character (With good reason btw) and you arent like, putting her in the stage?? outrageous. But yeah, i really Like Blaze. Her contrast and similarities with sonic are great! They make a great duo too.
Silver: The sweetest most unhinged boi in the sonic canon. I find it very funny that in his first appearance he was all angsty and stuff, but now he's full on optimism and sunshine. I love the juxtaposition on that behalf. Boi is cute but he can mess you up.
The Chaotix: Oh i love the found family trope. Espio's my fave for sure. He's the funny ninja, what else do you want? Though Vector and Charmy are great too. Vector has such a cool ass dad vibe. And Charmy... is Charmy. if yk yk.
AAAAND I think i'll leave it there. Should i include someone else? lmk.
Thanks for the ask!
-Akari
âHeâll always be with youâ
âI know, but heâs still not really here.â
Its been a whole frigging year. Iâm gonna go cry. i fucking hate doing backgrounds
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