Also 90% Sure I Saw Tree Trunks(the Elephant From Adventure Time) When He Got Up. It Looks A Lot Like

I think what I like about Luther - besides the fact that for some reason I tend to gravitate towards sadboys with more daddy issues and ignored mental issues than they know what to do with (if this website existed when Smallville was still airing this would have been a Lex Luther simp blog) - is that he’s supposed to be this stereotype of a ‘leader’, of the strong man, the one in charge who’s ‘Always Right’ but not only do they pull the ol’ switcheroo on us by showing us no he’s actually soft and conflicted and doesn’t really know who he is, they pull it on him.

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Nya: you know jay, I think I like you

Jay: *turns to her* oh.. You do *internal celebration*

Nya: you know, like a friend *pats his shoulder*

Jay: oh... *internal screaming*

oh no!!!!!!!

So, I’ve been pulled over a few times in my life. Not many, but a few. And I’ve also been in a couple of cars that got pulled over. And let me tell you, if you were actually doing something wrong, the officer doesn’t make any small talk, just straight into “I clocked you doing 70 in a 55.” The only time I’ve ever gotten the “do you know why I pulled you over?” was the time when I wasn’t doing anything wrong, and I got let go even though he insisted to the end that I was doing 87 in a 70 (white privilege at work).

“Do you know why I pulled you over?” is a trap. It means there’s a good chance the officer doesn’t actually have a good reason to ticket you, and is trying to get you to waive your 5th Amendment rights and incriminate yourself. If you make a guess, that’s a confession of guilt.

But there’s another trap, that I’ve heard of but haven’t yet experienced. It’s “do you know how fast you were going?” With that one, they’re hoping you’ll say no, because then they can name whatever speed they want – you just said you didn’t know how fast you were going, if you deny the speed they name then you’re lying to them.

I made a spicy meme for you all

Sagittarius, jay, garmadon and then Cole

Ninjago Fans

Reblog/comment with your Zodiac Sign and your favorite Ninja, Villain, and other character. I’m testing a theory.

“Good cops”