I'm Doing This To Show An Idiot In My School, Reblog If Boys Can Wear Pink And Girls Can Wear Blue

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Hm... How many times times does Luther talk about the moon? Twice? And that was because he found out his entire purpose of living was ✨nothing✨

I'd be pretty fucking upset if I was put into total isolation with limited food for four years. Give the boy a break-

Boi I'm Frog all the way

gay people meeting up for brunch look like this

pet pet pet

I have a headcanon that if Soldier 76 ever settled into suburban life he’d go full midwestern dad. Like if you walk past his house at 4 in the morning you can expect to find him on the front porch in his underwear and tactical visor holding a BB gun aimed at a pile of peanuts. The squirrels are driving him crazy.

Soldier: I’ve got you in my sights now, you hairy little fuck.

~Bambi

(Umbrella academy) Luther isn't that big of an Asshole

The worse the explanation, the better.

Okay but like, Dolphins would be the chillest people on the planet if they were human

Hear me out, Dolphins dont give a fuck, they've been known to get high using puffer fish, they can have sexual relations with OTHER SPECIES(yes that includes humans), dolphins have been known to masturbate and have homosexual activities. They also have been known to play with other species, make bubble rings, play pass with eachother and even harass birds by pulling them into the water with no intention of eating them. They also be cute as hell, I mean come on they are adorable

Im not like other girls Im a scaly noodle