Perhaps Some Will Disagree, But I Think The World Got Worse When We Changed The Colour Of The Night

SHHHH its silent reading time!!

getting a “pope francis has died” notification from my news app while reading a smutty conclave fic was one of the most surreal moments of my life.

just let him get home man

desperately attempting to embody her vibe

yes baby your emotional walls are high and impenetrable can we kiss now

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

good meowning everykitty!! dogs.. go eat dirt or something

lets be protected by mama

sickens me to my stomach. how dare this guy get to live my dream.