roger that
I saw it once so long ago that I don't even remember if it was actually in this site or just prints on another one, but it's so beautifull I'll reblog
Temples are built for gods. Knowing this a farmer builds a small temple to see what kind of god turns up.
At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”
Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”
When I complain about being a ‘gifted’ kid who grew into a talentless adult I don’t mean that I’m not trying to work on my talents or anything
I mean that the ‘gifts’ I had are useless
Reading books above my age isn’t a talent when I’m not eleven
Knowing big words isn’t a talent when I’m not a kid, it’s just growing up
It’s just a weird thing that happens and it feels shitty when you’re brought up being told you’re an exceptional child only to realise as an adult you’re just average
actual modern historians: in this letter, Margaret tells her dearest friend Adela, “my love, I long to worship at your altar of Venus once more. come to me and rain kisses upon my breasts as you did in Paris last spring.”
people on the Internet: “FrIeNd???” ERASURE. STOP TRYING TO HIDE THE GAY. “OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES”
aforementioned historians: she. she opens the letter with “My dearest friend.” we’re literally quoting here, and we just admitted they had sex
people on the Internet: “JUST GALS BEING PALS” EH? R/SAPPHOANDHERFRIEND?
historians: a truly vast number of us are queer
people on the Internet: LOL FELLAS IS IT GAY TO KISS YOUR BEST LADY FRIEND’S BREASTS??? NOT IN HISTORY!!
What's 6x3🤓🤨🤔🧐💀
Side note: it has been over 5 years since the last time I re-watched Sword Art Online
Happy father's day to everyone's dad, and let's remember today to give a happy father's day to the father of humanity, the divine entity full of love and light that gave existence to us all and sent his son, his self on earth, to redeem us all.
And thank you for everything you've done for us.
Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.
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