I Love Everything About It

Basically what I hear whenever Joffrey’s on screen

invented a chess opening called the lovers gambit where you toss the pieces aside and start kissing your opponent on the table

candles are how we keep fires as pets

Early Development Art for Encanto. Exploring Mirabel’s and Casita’s relationship and the magic that could be used.

actual modern historians: in this letter, Margaret tells her dearest friend Adela, “my love, I long to worship at your altar of Venus once more. come to me and rain kisses upon my breasts as  you did in Paris last spring.”

people on the Internet: “FrIeNd???” ERASURE. STOP TRYING TO HIDE THE GAY. “OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES”

aforementioned historians: she. she opens the letter with “My dearest friend.” we’re literally quoting here, and we just admitted they had sex

people on the Internet: “JUST GALS BEING PALS” EH? R/SAPPHOANDHERFRIEND?

historians: a truly vast number of us are queer

people on the Internet: LOL FELLAS IS IT GAY TO KISS YOUR BEST LADY FRIEND’S BREASTS??? NOT IN HISTORY!!

I wish someone would monologue about me the way Patroclus describes Achilles.

wolf boy brainrot

There are no good parents. If your parents are nice that just means you haven't realized how awfull they are.

Also if you're not a parent yet know this: you too will be an awfull parent one day.