Dark Surreal Illustrations By 0ndes

BOYS NIGHT, 15th March, Senate! bring your own booze! remember what happens in the senate stays in the senate ;). BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT BOYS NIGHT

When am I allowed to stab a man?

Little prince's pine

grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

I’m scrolling through my camera roll, looking for a meme to send to my younger brother, and I’m slowly coming to the realization that my humor is completely incoherent to anyone who isn’t one of my four friends.

Can I pay one of you to hit me with a snow shovel?

I was accidentally 15 one time and basically there’s Problems forever because of this

the same 4 meals in rotation i love you. i love you the same 4 meals in rotation