Wouldst Thou Like To Live... Deliciously?

Combat log: The effect Ibuprofen has ended.

Me: *instantly ragdolls*

Photographed by Briscoe

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

told my girlfriend that if she proposes i want a secondhand wedding ring. i explained i don't want to contribute to a vanity-based industry like diamond mining, and that it would be important to me to continue marriage traditions in a way that causes minimal environmental and personal harm. she asked me if i was just trying to roll the dice on obtaining a haunted object, and i told her i can want two things.

"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic

it's so fucked up you cant start working on your life at 3 am. when it most matters

signum.noir

I am going to drive down to the lake. And listen to the new Ethel Cain album. And sketch my maddening sketches. And wait for this feeling to pass.

Art by Julia Sidorenko