cursed manwhore! A.U called ‘whoreman’.
the whole thing is basically just that instead of Odysseus offering his body / seducing others so that he can get home, Ody’ is just an absolute freak by nature who tries to fucks whoever he wants, just bc he can. (don’t worry, him n Penelope had an agreement ‘bout it :33) also because unfortunately, he is way too ‘appreciative’ to anyone who he deems ‘attractive’.
Eury’ and the Crew know this all to well n are constantly trying to drive away any potential victims of their captain’s said Freakyness, bc those thighs on him are a death sentence, everything is a death sentence srsly run 4 ur lives this man is danger to everyone’s stamina.
Events play out literally exactly the same as canon but now w/ slutty Odysseus exuding horny energy like he’s Primordial! Eros in disguise.
hfhggggg Odysseus’s blinding enthusiasm on getting down dirty is so powerful that even Poseidon n Zeus, two of the most *cough* ‘active’ Gods r just like “wow—“ upon seeing Ody’, still fully clothed, yet somehow giving off some of the strongest ‘fuck me’ vibes known to everyone, doing the Babygirl pose with absolutely NO SHAME & NO HESITATION AS HE LOOKS THEM IN THE EYES LIKE “you down to fuck gorgeous? 😏😏😏”
idk why I thought this 😭
Edit: shout out to @lunaria1 4 the suggestion that Whore! Ody’ sings Britney Spears so while the story still has all the canon songs, there’s now also a bunch of lyric parody vers of Britney Spears songs ]:)))
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
You should draw Error getting smothered in kisses by the Star Sanses....
the face of a victim of the horrors (tender kisses)
GUESS WHO DECIDED TO DO ANOTHER EXPRESSION MEME INSTEAD OF GOING TO BED! ME!!!
I could’ve done all the critters but I decided on my personal faves instead <3
Here’s the thingy if u wanna use it on ur space riders/cult ocs
I dont know what their ship name is
I absolutely adore your epic character designs, especially your Telemachus and odysseus ones cus of how scrawny Telemachus looks in comparison to odysseus so every time, I think of an I can't help but wonder animatic with your designs, I get treated with the mental image of telemachus drowning in his dad's arms and muscles when the hug happens.
Telemachus wanted a hug but Odysseus went full dad mode xD
(also, it's the suitors' fault, since they ate everything in the palace)
shout out to this chatter/crow for sending this during the livestream when Phil complains about not having wings to check out how his building turned out
[description] A chat message in Philza's twitch livestream from AcornAsh that reads; "Guys if enough of us gather up we can pick up Phil and make him fly again." [end ID]
My baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ok sk i know we have a chubby asmo , levi and lucifer So lets add a chubby mammon ╰( ´•ω•)つ──☆ °.*•。♥
I been waitin for this one 😩
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The cutest tsundere you’ll ever see
Who let this absolute unit be this goddamn adorable
He’s shy so give him lots of stomach hugs and tell him how amazing he is
Wrap your arms around his neck and he’ll grab your waist and give you a little spin
Come up behind him and just squeeze him, he’ll absolutely love it but won’t show it. He’ll always have the same smile on his face though
Loves it when you wrap your arms around him and follow him everywhere, makes him feel wanted and loved
Pulls this pouty face when you pinch his cheeks, so he’s started pinching your nose as revenge
Likes it when you lie on his chest and you always tell him how fast his heartbeat is
Cuddles with him is so comfortable and warm, it’s like being around a massive puppy. His arms are always wrapped around you and if you move around, he’s back into a comfortable position to make sure you’re completely comfy in his embrace
Sometimes buries your face into his stomach for fun, just cuz he can
Nights with him are so fucking fun, he’ll come in almost every night with this shit load of food and it’s just cuddles and cheek kisses. All night.
Please don’t forget to remind him how perfect he is, he’s self conscious
Bro eat it ALL FR 💀
He's just a hungry man let him be
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Pronouns: she/her Age: 19 Sexuality: Omni (with a prefrence for women and fictional idiots) Likes: drawing, simping. writing, chilling. Dislikes: spam, homophoes, hate.
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