This is the gift you give to your ex after a bad break up, it prevents them from being able to date again, because who in their right mind would date someone with a screaming woman on their finger.
I just had to share this cursed object that the internet dared to market to me as a valentines day gift, anniversary present, or WEDDING BAND.
I mean there’s just no way this thing doesn’t steal souls, right?
Petition to get birdie a phone
compilation of doodles of some dream derived ocs.
Renard is a private investigator with shapeshifting abilities inherited from their mother’s side. “Birdie” is a human teenager who is experiencing some circumstances. They are both nonbinary
Birdie would like a new phone for christmas so they can stop bugging Renard for theirs
Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool~)
well, it's a shame that I took this long to come up with 5 things that didn't make me sound like a braggart, but here we go:
1 -my gift giving abilities
2- my ability to pull things together last minute
3- my lips
4- my ability to stay calm under pressure
5- my public speaking abilities (this one is more of a recent development though)
since I only have 5 followers, I'll just ask this to them and 5 of my following
i was tagged by @somethingclevermahogony twice, so I guess I'll put two lines here.
"Alia read the address by the light of her lantern once, twice, three times to ensure that she had the right place, that the messy, panicked scrawl hadn't obscured some important detail from her.
It was."
"They could do nothing but watch, as the very forces that supported their magnificent city tore homes to shreds."
Fish know about austrailia
It gets worse when you don't even know what it is!
are u ever sick w longing. and i don't just mean romantic longing. i mean longing for a place you barely get to see, longing for friends you no longer have, longing for feelings you might have left behind in your childhood, longing for creativity, longing for a rich and more expansive life, longing for less inhibition. longing for more passion. longing for ur life to be so incandescent w something it thaws all the frost in ur bones. are u ever so consumed w it it rends ur heart in two. do u understand me
Anyone wanna here me info dump about the fictional city I'm worldbuilding?
Fuck it, post lamb stew slow cooker recipe
I do agree, but I raise you: strawberry muffin
blueberry muffin. you agree; reblog
If i had a castle this is what I'd do with it
by euphemia.stokefield